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BOULDER — Home Depot is defending a lawsuit filed by a man who claims the chain's Louisville store ignored his cries for help after he fell victim to a prank and was glued to a toilet seat. Bob Dougherty, 57, of Nederland, said he became stuck to a bathroom toilet seat last year after somebody...

At dawn the telephone rings. "Hello, Senor Lucky? This is Ernesto the caretaker at your country house." "Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?" "Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor, that your parrot...

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I think this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director the criterion which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to...

By MARCUS KABEL, Associated Press WriterFri Oct 28, 6:03 PM ET Wal-Mart Stores Inc., under a new barrage of criticism for how it treats its workers, is going on the offensive a week before the launch of a documentary that attacks the retail...

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POSTED: 7:49 am PDT October 20, 2005 UPDATED: 8:50 am PDT October 20, 2005 <!--startindex-->STEILACOOM, Wash. -- A Steilacoom student is fighting a decision by school officials to suspend him for three days after he appeared in an inflatable penis costume outside...

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A man in the Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce. The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce. The man persists and asks to see the manager. The boy says he'll ask his manager about it...

Fax from Husband My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs; that you, with your age and with your 54 year old body, can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this fax, I hope that you will not wrongly...

In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship and it was also before commercial fertilizer's invention, so large shipments of manure were common. It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot less than wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, it not...

Making the jump This kid name Bobby joined the paratroops, which thrilled his Dad! Every other day the Father would call him for news of his progress! The first time, he asked, "Did you jump yet, Bobby?" Bobby says, "No, Dad, they just have us sliding down a wire and dropping into...

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Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Dave, don't cry...

With the release of the DVR-110D Burner, Pioneer has made another stride in the DVD-REC race. This latest model, the 110D which is to be officially released early this September, is not simply an 8X/6X DVD±RW enabled drive, but it is also an 8X/8X DVD±R DL Burner, offering the highest -R DL...

By Nicole SperlingFri Aug 19, 5:10 AM ET Tired of being blamed for the box office slump, the nation's movie theater owners returned fire Thursday, accusing the studios of delivering sub-standard product. "Here's what we know about 2005...

Mark Morford writes: "Amazon has added this array of delicious adult goods quietly, effortlessly, with zero fanfare and zero marketing and zero apparent intolerant outcry (so far as I know) from the right-wing Christian sex tormenters, and with absolutely no children anywhere in the nation...