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Well I see we haven't had a picture thread in a while so I got a few to share.:)

A body builder picks up a blonde at a bar and takes her home with him. He takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a great chest you have." The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby." He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What massive calves you...

Oslo, Norway – February 6, 2006 Opera Software today announced that it has teamed with BitTorrent Inc. to include the BitTorrent™ protocol in the upcoming version of the Opera Web browser. Integrating this popular technology in the Opera browser means faster and more efficient downloads of...

Wow even MS can see how bad Norton is.:D Microsoft's Anti-Spyware program is causing troubles for people who also use Symantec's Norton Anti-Virus software; apparently, a recent update to Microsoft's anti-spyware application flags Norton as a password-stealing program and prompts users to...

An elderly couple was attending church services, and about halfway through she leans over to her husband and says, " I just had a silent fart what do you think I should do?" He replies "Put a new battery in your hearing aid.":eek::D

<table id="INCREDIMAINTABLE" border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" width="100%"> <tbody><tr><td id="INCREDITEXTREGION" style="padding: 0px; font-size: 12pt; cursor: auto;" valign="top" width="100%">Kris walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says: "Darling...

Washington County burglar is modern Goldilocks He eats meals, tries on clothes, checks e-mail, but leaves valuables By DON BEHM Posted: Feb. 8, 2006 A hungry burglar took the time to make coffee, cook and eat meals, take showers, pick out a change of clothes, watch television...

One hot July day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. We didn't know what to call her, so we named her "pu$$ycat". We felt sorry for her, put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. The vet decided...

A husband, being unhappy with he's wifes mood swings, bought her a mood ring so he would be able to monitor her moods. They discovered that when she's in a good mood, it turns green. When she's in a bad mood, it leaves a big ****ing red mark on his forehead. :eek: Maybe...

His dizzy aunt ------------------------Verti Gogh The brother who ate prunes ----------Gotta Gogh The brother who worked at a convenience store ------Stop n Gogh The grandfather from Yugoslavia -----------U Gogh The cousin from Illinois -----------------------Chica Gogh...

(Passing requires 4 correct answers) 1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 2) Which country makes Panama hats? 3) From which animal do we get catgut? 4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? 5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? 6) The Canary...

Prosecutors to fight release of killer Mentally ill Troy man beat his mother to death in 2000 BY L.L. BRASIER FREE PRESS STAFF WRITER February 2, 2006 State psychiatrists say a Troy man who bludgeoned and mutilated his mother to death in 2000 should be released from an institution...

You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender. 1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. 2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up...

By YURI KAGEYAMA, AP Business Writer1 hour, 34 minutes ago The world's first mass-marketed robot, Sony's Aibo, recognizes its owners' faces and is programmed for sympathy, like a canine companion. Its eyes light up in red to show anger...

By MEGAN REICHGOTT, Associated Press WriterWed Feb 1, 1:35 PM ET Federal authorities on Wednesday announced the indictment of 19 people accused of using the Internet to pirate more than $6.5 million in copyrighted computer software, games...

INFORMATION YOU NEED TO HELP YOU CHOOSE YOUR NEXT HEALTH PLAN.... <o =""></o> 1. Q. What does HMO stand for? A. This is actually a variation of the phrase, "HEY MOE." Its roots go back to a concept pioneered by Moe of the Three Stooges, who discovered that a patient could be made to forget...

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first classsection of the plane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wipedher nose and then shuddered for 10 or 15 seconds. The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue...

This is pretty heavy scientific stuff......converting units: 1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi 2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton 3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope 4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1...

Pass the butter ~ ~ ~ ~ This is interesting. Margarine was originally manufactured to fatten turkeys. When it killed the turkeys, the people who had put all the money into the research wanted a payback so they put their heads together to figure out what to do with this product to get...

A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what...