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    Free coffee at Starbucks on Wednesday 10 a.m. to noon

    500,000 Cups Runneth Over Tuesday March 14, 9:00 am ET <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" height="4"><tbody><tr><td height="4"> </td></tr></tbody></table>Starbucks to Serve More Than a Half-Million Cups of Complimentary Coffee across the U.S. During First-Ever Starbucks Coffee...
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    Dust Off - If you have children, please read this.

    This is a true story - http://www.snopes.com/medical/toxins/dustoff.asp Dust Off (or a variant of the product) is available everywhere there's a computer. First I'm going to tell you a little about me and my family. My name is Jeff. I am a Police Officer for a city which is known...
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    God spilled the paint ...

    The east side of the Carrizo plain, in the Temblor <st1 =""></st1>Range, about 50 miles due west of <st1 =""></st1>Bakersfield, <st1:state></st1:state>California
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    Can you do this?

    <tt>This will drive you nuts! Here's a challenge... The object is to move the red block around without getting hit by the blue blocks or touching the black walls. If you can go longer than 22 seconds you are phenomenal. Reportedly, the US Air Force uses this for fighter pilots. They are...
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    Don't mess with the nuns!

    A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on...
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    Trained Flies

    You have to check this out. I wouldn't think they live long enough to train!!!:confused: h//p://urlx.com/cat_template.aspx?catid=2&subcatid=10&itemid=3428
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    Calibrating Your Mouse

    In all the time I've had my computer, I am ashamed to say I have never calibrated my mouse. Maybe you haven't either, or you might want to pass this information on to a friend. I really didn't know about this...
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    Computers

    For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer...
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    History Repeats

    Interesting Year 1981 1. Prince Charles got married 2. <st1 ="">Liverpool</st1> crowned soccer Champions of Europe 3. <st1:country-region><st1 ="">Australia</st1> </st1:country-region>lost the Ashes tournament. 4. Pope Died Interesting Year 2005 1. Prince Charles got...
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    This is Kinda Funny

    A husband forgot his wife's birthday and she got pretty upset. She told him that "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes from zero to 200 in under 10 seconds." He went right out and purchased it for her. The next morning she found a small package in...
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    The parrot with no legs

    A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot?" The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot." "Holy crap," the guy replies. "You actually...
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    Alzheimer's Eye Test

    ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST Count every " F " in the following text: FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS... (SEE BELOW) ~ ~ ~ ~ HOW MANY ? ...................... 3? ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke. READ...
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    Microsoft Leaks Details About Windows Vista

    One of Microsoft's Web sites revealed new information about different versions of the company's upcoming operating system, Windows Vista, but was posted prematurely and yanked off the network quickly. A page in the company's online help...
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    What a Bad day at work really is...

    Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in <st1:state w:st="on"><st1 ="">Louisiana</st1>.</st1:state> He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103.2 on FM dial in <st1 =""><st1:city...
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    Cajun Fireman

    Boudreaux, the cajun fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife, "Ya know sumpin, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station." Bell 1 rings -- we put on our jackets, Bell 2 rings -- we slide down the de pole, Bell 3 rings -- we jump on de ingine and we's ready to...
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    CallGirl

    I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely, so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab. I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the...
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    Tax Return

    A Hooker's Tax Return<o =""></o> <o =""></o> A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few...
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    WD HD No Rebates!!!

    At Surplus Computers All new. Western Digital 250GB 8MB EIDE Hard Drive (2500JB) $94.99 On Sale! Western Digital 320GB 8MB EIDE Hard Drive (3200JB) $119.99 On Sale! Western Digital 250GB SATA Serial ATA Hard Drive (2500KS) $105.99 On Sale! Western Digital 320GB 8MB EIDE Hard Drive (3200JB)...
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    In The Beginning

    In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and...
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    Student finds toilet water cleaner than ice at fast food restaurants

    By:Dave Balut New Tampa, Florida - 12-year-old Jasmine Roberts is a seventh-grade student at Benito Middle School in New Tampa. When it came time for her to choose a science project, she wondered about the ice in fast food restaurants. Jasmine Roberts, 7th-grade student: "My hypothesis was...
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