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A married couple are lying in bed one night. The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book. As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special area. He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval...

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An ocean's worth Woman recieves $74,326.66 water bill BY BETH HUNDSDORFER News-Democrat <!-- begin body-content --> When Rose Mary Cook received her utility bill from the city of Mascoutah, she hoped it wouldn't be over her $200 average, so when the bill read $74,326.66, she nearly hit the...

By Joe Holley Washington Post Staff Writer Friday, July 8, 2005; B06 <nitf></nitf> Tom Rogers, 87, a retired advertising copywriter whose beret- and sunglasses-wearing hipster tuna became an icon of pop culture, died June 24 in Charlottesville, where he lived with his son's family. He...

Proposal could put seat belts on dogs By Allison Knezevich TRIBUNE-REVIEW Tuesday, July 5, 2005 Where Fido finds a breath of fresh air, Marc McCann, 11, sees a road hazard. The Green Tree boy helped a state lawmaker craft a proposal that would make it illegal for dogs and other...

A Fan's Farewell: Steelers fan celebrates 'final road game' Black-and-gold 'viewing' honors Garfield man who loved his Steelers Wednesday, July 06, 2005 By Ervin Dyer, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette <!-- BODY START --> In silk black-and-gold pajamas, velvety black...

A couple attending an art exhibition at the National Gallery were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three very black and totally naked men sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink...

Tom Cruise celebrated his 43rd birthday on Sunday atop the worldwide box office with "War of the Worlds," the costly alien-invasion thriller directed by Steven Spielberg. The impressive $204.2 million global tally, reported on Sunday by distributor Paramount Pictures, includes $101.7 million...

Infectious, or Just Plain Creepy? Six Flags' Elastic Mascot Is Back With Bald Ambition, Hoping to Rally Attendance By MIKE ESTERL Staff Reporter of THE WALL STREET JOURNAL July 1, 2005; Page B2 He's bald, looks to be 100 years old but dances up a storm. Can his enthusiasm persuade...

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Jason Lopez, newsfactor.comThu Jun 30, 2:37 PM ET AMD (NYSE: AMD - news) would never come out and admit it, but one of the strategies going for the company in the upcoming legal battle with Intel (Nasdaq: INTC - news) is the possible...

A Father Passing By His Son's Bedroom Was Astonished To See The Bed Was Nicely Made And Everything Was Picked Up. Then He Saw An Envelope Propped Up Prominently On The Center Of The Bed. It Was Addressed, "dad". With The Worst Premonition, He Opened The Envelope And Read The Letter With...

Morris man learns the hard way that the cleaner is considered a motor vehicle Tuesday, June 28, 2005 By LAWRENCE RAGONESE Star-Ledger Staff No more ice time for John Peragallo. His Zamboni privileges at Mennen Sports Arena in Morris County were revoked after police charged him with...

Faced with sagging box-office revenue, studios and theater chains are testing out novel strategies for getting the public back into movie seats. Those tactics will be in full force during the coming Independence Day holiday weekend. Continuing a promotion unveiled last weekend, AMC...

Britain is launching a probe over the wildly popular "Crazy Frog" mobile phone ringtone, after complaints that it dupes children into signing up for an expensive subscription plan. Crazy Frog, which made history last month as the first ringtone to reach the top of the pop charts, is part of a...

By DAVID GERMAIN, AP Movie WriterSun Jun 26, 6:46 PM ET "Batman Begins" took in $26.8 million to remain the top movie for the second straight weekend, but it could not keep Hollywood from sinking to its longest modern box-office slump...

An attempt to erect a 16-tonne ice pop in a New York square froze traffic and created a sticky situation for the company behind the stunt. The soft-drink maker Snapple tried to get into the Guinness World Records book by installing the 7½-metre confection in downtown Manhattan on Tuesday. As...