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Garden snakes can be dangerous I didn't think twice about this tiny fellow on my baby boxwood until I got this letter: GARDEN SNAKES CAN BE DANGEROUS... Garter Snakes (Thamnophissirtalis) can be dangerous. Yes, grass snakes, not rattlesnakes. Here's why. A couple in Sweetwater,Texas, had...

It was so great to wake up this morning and find a birthday wish from you all in my mailbox. It's kind of a special year. I was born in '55 and turn 55 today. :cool: It's good to know my true friends. Thanks again!

I did not die, and I am sorry for all the guess work I was making. I did and do have health problems that are turning me into the bionic woman. But I guess that's not the reason I was gone either. Maybe some remember that I had started a site called "Mae's Neighborhood Bar"? Well, I couldn't...

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DUI Test This is hilarious! http://www.glumbert.com/media/dui.html

This is actually a true story and the account of the investigation it makes it even better... The Dam This is an actual letter sent to a man named Ryan DeVries by the Pennsylvania Department of Environmental Quality, State of Pennsylvania . This guy's response is hilarious...

Harrison Hot Springs in BC - annual Sandcastle Competition

Mars The Red Planet is about to be spectacular! This month the Earth is catching up with Mars in an encounter thatwill culminate in the closest approach between the two planets in recorded history. The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287. Due to the way Jupiter's gravity tugs on...

This was from an e-mail that my sister Cynthia sent me this morning. Jesse is her son, and he is the manager at the Valvoline (oil and transmission fluid change) that she is talking about. From someone that was working at the time my sister found out that the gun was stuck to Jesse's temple...

As I've Matured... I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in... I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses. I've...

Day in and day out Better be careful what you do It's travelling around the world The "Internet Spread" will catch up with you Many years ago... before the computer came around This ailment called "Internet Spread" was nowhere to be found Now from morning to night People are...

This might possibly be the most loving and meaningful slide show I have ever seen on the internet. Please view this very touching and poignant slideshow from this website address: http://parentswish.com

Even though the Aeroscraft dwarfs the largest commercial airliners, it requires less net space on the ground than any plane because it doesn't need a runway. The airship takes off and lands like a helicopter: straight up and down. This is not a Blimp. It's a sort of flying Queen Mary 2 that...

A Senior's Moment! A 98 year old woman wrote this to her bank. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the New York Times. Dear Sir: I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, three...

BEFORE I WAS A MOM ....................... Before I was a Mom... I slept as late as I wanted and never worried about how late I got into bed. I brushed my hair and my teeth everyday. Before I was a Mom... I cleaned my house each day. I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a...

After starting a new diet I altered my drive to work to avoid passing my favorite bakery. I accidentally drove by the bakery this morning and as I approached, there in the window were a host of goodies. I felt this was no accident, so I prayed ... "Lord, it's up to you, if you want me to have...

Yep, time is growing short now until my wedding. I've been so busy getting things made and beading clothes. I didn't forget to stop in here, I just had too befuddled a brain to say much. It is an exciting time now though. Instead of getting flustered I am trying to enjoy every moment. Actually...

Ok BE HONEST... how many of you REALLY ENJOY getting little angel love notes from every person in your address book? You know the ones *I love you so here's a too cutesy angel and some mushy poem to prove it...* ~~ BLEH!! Like the cute wasn't bad enough, THEN they FORCE you by threatening bad...