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Rules For Work 1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing. 2. If it's really a rush job, run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how it's going. That helps. Or even better, hover behind me...

I am so sad. he used to come to my site every morning, and we would joke a little, share life a little. He stoped about a week or so ago, and I didn't know where he was. I'm really upset about this.

Welcome to the 419 Eater "Welcome to the world of Scambaiting! Please take time to read our article, "The Ethics of Scambaiting" and also the following important information. So what is scambaiting? Well, put simply, you enter into a dialogue with scammers, simply to waste their precious time...

Software sifts through gravity’s mysteries Physicists kick off Einstein @ Home campaign By Alan Boyle Science editor MSNBC Updated: 6:26 p.m. ET Feb. 19, 2005 WASHINGTON - Physicists on Saturday kicked off a campaign to enlist Internet users to help solve one of the biggest unresolved questions...

******* I decided that I needed a few days off and realized that I had run out of vacation time already. I figured the best way to get the Boss to send me home was to act a little crazy, thinking he'd think I was burning out and give me some time off. I came in to work early the next day and...

A parish priest was being honored at a dinner on the 25th anniversary of his arrival in the parish. A local politician was a member, was chosen to make the presentation & give a little speech, but was delayed, so the priest decided to say a few words while they waited. "You'll understand" he...

I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second-grade classroom a few years back. When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell. So I always have a few sessions with my students. It helps them get over...

Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman.. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't able to name that person, until the woman gave a very touching...

Bill Gates' High School Address TO MT. WHITNEY HIGH SCHOOL in Visalia, CA. Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this! To anyone with kids of any age, here's some advice. Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn...

Idiots Among us!!! IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD: I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "too many deer were being hit by cars" and he didn't want them to...

...with your superior knowledge of useless information! Here are some rather interesting New Year's Eve and New Year's Day factoids from around the world. The Dutch believe that eating donuts on New Year's Day will bring good fortune. I personally believe that any day that includes donuts is...

I need some critique on this picture. It was made with Drawing Hands Art Studio. What's right with it and what's wrong with it? It will be used for another project.

A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He immediately notices that the guy next to him also has a black eye. He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence: we both have black eyes. Mind if I ask how you got yours?" So the guy tells him: "Well, it...

... one and all. I hope all your dreams come true. Has anyone seen Santa yet? I'm wondering what his global position is now?

Gotta love 'em!

Christmas Eve Pa never had much compassion for the lazy or those who squandered their means and then never had enough for the necessities. But for those who were genuinely in need, his heart was as big as all outdoors. It was from him that I learned the greatest joy in life comes from...

SCHIZOPHRENIA - Do You Hear What I Hear? MULTIPLE PERSONALITY - We Three Kings Disoriented Are... DEMENTIA - I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas. NARCISSISTIC - Hark The Herald Angels Sing (About Me) MANIA - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and...

Christmas With Louise As a joke, my brother used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them. What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true because every Christmas morning, although Jay's kids' stockings...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE one old love she can imagine going back to.. and one who reminds her how far she has come... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE: enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own even if she never wants to or needs to... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE: something perfect...

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.... Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n...