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  1. janiedriver

    The Wall

    Tomorrow morning I'll be going to Fort Smith, not too far from where I live, to the Traveling Wall. It's the 3/4 size replica of the Viet Nam Veterans Memorial in DC. It travels around the country. My brother's name is on it on panel 50E, Line 49. I touch him whenever I can. I have been to the...
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    How to get into heaven

    HOW TO GET INTO HEAVEN I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?" "NO!" the children...
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    Cold water

    A man went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Georgia. After spending the night, his grandfather prepared breakfast for him consisting of eggs and bacon. He noticed a film like substance on his plate and he questioned his grandfather "are the plates...
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    16 Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work...

    16 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK... 1. It's an incentive to show up. 2. It leads to more honest communications. 3. It reduces complaints about low pay. 4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear. 5. It encourages car pooling. 6. Increase...
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    13 viewing?

    Well, Hi 13 guests. I hope you'll consider joining and jumping in on the fun!!
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    More Work Humor

    ONE-POINT DARE 1. Run one lap around the office at top speed. 2. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you. 3. Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say, "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye." 4. To signal the end of a conversation...
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    Alzheimer's Test-

    Count the "F's" in the following text: FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE- SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF- IC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...(see below) Managed it ? Scroll down only after you have counted them, okay? Do you think there are three? How many...
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    Music Question

    Has anyone heard of a band called Hadrian's Wall? I've been looking for them for a couple years. Hadrian's Wall has recorded six albums. Their unique blend of Canadian, Scottish, Irish, American, and Original music has made Hadrian's Wall a favorite amongst music lovers everywhere. In 1996...
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    Arkansaw

    The owner of a golf course in Arkansas was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Arkansas and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how...
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    The Ticket

    I read this this morning and thought it was worth sharing: The Ticket by Tony Keyes Japan Towards the end of July 2004, Japan's west coast was beset by another typhoon, the latest in a...
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    'CAKE' Personality Test

    If you were buying a cake and you had your choice of the following, which would you choose: Angel food Brownies Lemon Meringue Vanilla with Chocolate Icing Strawberry Short Cake Chocolate on Chocolate Ice Cream Carrot Cake NO...you can't change your mind once you scroll...
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    Cool Web-sites

    Akiyoshi's Illusion Pages. Akiyoshi Kitaoka is an associate professor of psychology at Ritsumeikan University in Kyoto, Japan. His site includes a variety of astounding optical illusions that will boggle and amuse you. Even better, many of the illusions include explanations as to WHY you're...
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    I'm still laughing!

    Clippy Joke Download
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    Bubba is ah suin'

    Down south, Bubba Bill called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they's suin' them cigarette companies fer causin' people to git cancer?" "Yes, Bubba Bill, sure is true," responded the lawyer. "And now someone is suin' them fast food restaurants fer makin' them fat an'cloggin' their arteries...
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    You know who this is for.....

    This could well be the joke of the year.......... A three year old little boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath. "Mama," he asked, "Are these my brains?" Mama answered, "Not yet."
  16. janiedriver

    Things You'd Love To Say Out Loud At Work:

    1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of crap. 2. I don't know what your problem is but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 5. I'm really easy to get along...
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    Shuffling off.....

    .... to Buffalo today for the next week. Happy landings!!
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    Free Sex

    A gas station in Mississippi was trying to increase it's sales so the owner put up a sign saying "Free Sex with Fill-up." Soon a local "redneck" pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex. The owner told him pick a number from one to ten and if he guessed correctly, he would...
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    What Famous Leader are you?

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    What movie are you?

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