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THIS COULD HAPPEN TO YOU..... IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOUR MOTHER ..OR TO YOUR SISTER ... The strangest thing happened to me at lunch today. I was sitting at a local outdoor cafe having lunch by myself and two men came and sat down at my table..... I gave them the death look, but they just casually...

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up...

One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for...

It's Thanksgiving Morning, and quiet. I am so thankful for so many things, among them family and friends, having enough of what is necessary and making it through another year. I am also very thankful for all of you on here. I am thankful for the men and women who have offered up themselves to...

The Real Restroom Story. Only a woman will TRULY relate to the following, but it's a "hoot" for all! My mother was a fanatic about public bathrooms. When I was a little girl, she'd take me into the stall, teach me to wad up toilet paper and wipe the seat. Then, she'd carefully lay strips...

A woman goes into Wal-Mart and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it doesn't work. The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. All of a sudden, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming! "GRAB MY...

A college student challenged a senior citizen, saying it was impossible for their generation to understand his. "You grew up in a different world," the student said. "Today we have television, jet planes, space travel, nuclear energy, computers..." Taking...

MOTHERS FROM HISTORY COLUMBUS' MOTHER: "I don't care what you've discovered, you still could have written!" MICHELANGELO'S MOTHER: "Can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?" NAPOLEON'S MOTHER: "All...

To all the Veterans out there, my gratitude. :D

I thought this was pretty cool! Glass Down A lecturer was giving a lecture to his students on stress management. He raised a glass of water and asked the audience, "How heavy do you think this glass of water is?" ! The students' answers ranged from 20g to 500gm. "It does not matter on the...

I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price. I tell you, I'm not a sexy guy. I was the centerfold for Playgirl magazine. The staples covered everything! What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my old man tripped me! Last week I told my...

Let's say it's 6:15 PM and you're driving home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You're really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to radiate out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five...

I'm leaving this morning to go to Mountain Home, Arkansas to go fly fishing. I am excited about this!

Here's what your computer icons are doing when you're not looking: Icon Wars

Four football fans go rock climbing one afternoon, an Arkansas fan, a Nebraska fan, a Texas fan, and a Kansas State fan. They had been arguing all the way up the mountain about who among them was the most "die-hard" fan. Upon reaching the top of the mountain, the Nebraska fan proclaimed to the...

I love ghost pictures!

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Bandaids A man staggered home late after another evening with his drinking buddies. Shoes in left hand to avoid waking his wife, he tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step in the darkened entryway. As he caught himself...

Is there a program that will convert m3u files to mp3 or wav? :confused: