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http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30500-12194266,00.html they are making a rocky 6, with stallone as writer/director/star and its being done as a low budget inde film too :(

1.. There is a vast difference in grounds with regards to length and width, thus varying the quality of the play. 2.. Pitches vary from the well-grassed to the completely bald. 3.. Remember it is possible to score at both ends. 4.. Tackling from behind is not always an offence - check with...

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying: “Jesus is watching you.” He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out...

1. Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: “I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.” * Miss Alabama in the...

A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer, and goes to Human Resources. Without identifying the guy, she tells them what the co-worker...

Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, "Mabel, did you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?" Mabel answered, "I have? A suppository?" She pulled it out & stared at it. Then she said, "Ethel...

1. Know anything about a car, other than its colour. 2. Understand a film plot. 3. Go 24 hours without sending a text message. 4. Build a shed. 5. Throw. 6. Run. 7. Park. 8. Pass wind. 9. Read a map. 10. Rob a bank. 11. Resist Ikea. 12. Sit still. 13. Tell a joke. 14. Play pool. 15. Pay for...

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. ---------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you...

ok, i know the song has been around ages but some kind soul has made a flash movie of it so its worth heraing one more time :) http://www.sydes.net/jokes/flash/backstreet.swf

Here comes the money shot :D Well, what else did ya think it was gonna be...;)

THIS IS NOT A RECCOMENDATION OF ANY KIND, PURCHASE AT YOUR OWN RISK http://www.gamecubebackups.com/ they say it works, a couple of reports say that it will occasionaly run backups at a rate of around 20% success to 80% failure, but only do this if you can afford to lose your cube and get...

Christmas Pud Ingredients: 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs nuts 1 bottle Vodka 2 cups of dried fruit Sample the vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the vodka again. To be sure it is the highest quality, pour...

never previously shown on tv or in the cinema or even on dvd, but here it is for you http://www.taffyweb.com/ha/starwars.mpa enjoy :D

The following was put up on the sony music homepage (http://www.sonymusic.com/) its now down and replaced by a 404 message. i wonder if they are old enough to have heard of the word "W@NKER" yet:)

<img src="http://www.comp.glam.ac.uk/students/srmills/Graphics/Pictures/PicOnlyTheDogKnows.jpg">

dont think this is racist, the funny spelling is to convey the accent and the punchline doesnt work without it. A German guy approaches a prostitute. "I vish to buy sex viz you". "OK" says the girl, "I'll charge 20 an hour". "Ist gut, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky". "No problem"...

http://www.asciimation.co.nz/ UNBELIEVEABLE :D, the whole star wars episode IV in asci, how long did this take them

ok, so not the real stuff, its a game, you click the link and then enter a username, thats it. the more people that do it, the more crack i sell:) http://www.jotdot.net/mobster/index.php?ref=6583 PLEASE NOTE, THIS IS ENTIRELY FOR FUN, I DO NOT CONDONE THE SELLING OR USE OF CRACK COCAINE OR...