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An oldie... DR.'S OFFICE ETIQUETTE There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this. You got to love the way this old guy handled it. An 86 year old...

A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes. The golfer says to himself, "I'd give anything to sink this next putt." A stranger walks up and whispers, "Would you give up a fourth of your sex life?" The golfer thinks the man is crazy and that his...

There were two lovers, who were really into spiritualism and reincarnation. They vowed that if either died, the one remaining would try to contact the partner in the other world exactly 30 days after their death. Unfortunately, a few weeks later, the young man died in a car wreck. True...

Me thinks the NBA and the RIAA are related. Friday, July 02, 2004 By Radley Balko I haven't listened to FM radio in years. With a few exceptions, the artists I enjoy don't get airplay. If your taste in music runs deeper than Fred Durst, Kid Rock, or Jessica Simpson, you've...

What the hell was in that candy bar? :D Japp

I don't know.....:eek:

So do you see anything? :D

Any one need some Toilet Paper.:D

I seen this at dvdrhelp they say that the media code for these disks are YUDEN000T01. I haven't bought them but they say its a good price for them. If you buy them let us know what you think.:) http://www.newegg.com/app/viewProductDesc.asp?description=17-131-223&depa=0

The college girl was supposed to write a short story in as few words as possible for her English class and the instructions were that it had to include Religion, Sexuality and Mystery. She was the only one who received an A+ and this is what she wrote: Good God, I'm pregnant...

Try to make this drunk dude walk as far as possible. Its in german but you will get it soon enough......

<table width="600" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="5" class="textLarge"> <tbody><tr><td class="text">Appeared on 6/24/2004, 7:56:58 AM</td> </tr> <tr> <td class="textLarge"> <!-- IntelliTxt --> Conrexx Technology B.V., the European subsidiary of the RITEK Corporation, has begun shipment...

Is here....:)

UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT :) Listen up! If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve a tray, because you are dead. Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle... From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a...

06/15/2004 Beware of What You Read in Online Forums All RIDATA-Brand DVD and CD Optical Discs are Manufactured Under A Host of Strict Quality Guidelines In response to an erroneous Internet posting, officials from RITEK Corporation, one of the world’s largest optical media manufacturers...

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You have to love stuff like this. :D

Plain And Simple.:)

I think they came to the conclusion that most people don't obey the law. ;)

Thats not funny.:D