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A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir." The driver says, "Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar needs calibrating." Not looking up from her knitting the wife says...

An old man goes in for his yearly physical with his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room he says, "I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample." The old man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?"...

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<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tbody><tr><td valign="top"> I wonder why they need this.:rolleyes: Overview The Windows Support Tools for Microsoft Windows XP are intended for use by Microsoft support personnel and experienced users to assist in diagnosing and...

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all playing golf with their wives. The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee; and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her...

Rock band probed in sewage dump August 10, 2004 BY ANNIE SWEENEY AND FRAN SPIELMAN Staff Reporters <!-- Empty line is needed --> <noscript> </noscript> <!--publication CST --> <!--pub_section NWS page 8 last modified 8/9/04 10:29 PM--> <!--deck Police investigating...

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A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to...

Water has always been a life giving source. When scientists are searching for life on foreign planets, the first sign they look for is water as an indication that life may exist or may have existed. Now you may ask, what does this prologue regarding water have to do with a VGA card review...

The SOHD-167T is the latest internal half-height DVD-ROM from LiteON. The drive supports 16X DVD-ROM and 48X CD-ROM reading speeds, exactly the same as the previous models, the XJ-HD163 and the XJ-HD165H. We will compare the three drives in an attempt to find out if the newer model...

August 4, 2004 BY DAN ROZEK Staff Reporter <!-- Empty line is needed --> <noscript> </noscript> <!--publication CST --> <!--pub_section NWS page 4 last modified 8/3/04 10:19 PM--> A small Elgin church that uses electric guitars, drums and a piano during its Sunday...

By Jessica M. Walker Montgomery Advertiser A jury on Wednesday awarded $2 million to a man who sued his former pastor for having sex with his wife while the couple were receiving marriage counseling from the church leader. Jim...

By Mac Daniel, Globe Staff | <nobr>August 6, 2004</nobr> The radio calls went out at 7:45 a.m. yesterday asking Boston police officers to look out for two white limousines repeatedly smashing into each other during a violent chase through lower Dorchester. A witness standing next to a...

By CHRIS TISCH, Times Staff Writer Published August 6, 2004 <hr noshade="noshade" size="1"> CLEARWATER - A man was arrested Wednesday afternoon after he tore off his shirt, Hulk Hogan-style, in the terminal of the St. Petersburg-Clearwater Airport while he argued with airline...

Ask yourself, considering what they teach in school today, wouldn't the kid be more likely to get the principal's answers? Think about it. Maggi Here is a little pre-school advice! First-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher...

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E-voting critic issues challenge to hackers <!-- begin body-content --> LAS VEGAS (AP) - A leading critic of paperless electronic voting machines issued a challenge Thursday to computer hackers attending their annual Black Hat conference, encouraging them to test whether it's...

<big>Crooks Keep Getting Smarter</big> In L.A., Mr. Fawrup Uncovers Scams With Global Scope; A Race to Find a Necklace Mr. Inoue Loses $61,000 By NICK WINGFIELD Staff Reporter of THE WALL STREET JOURNAL August 3, 2004; Page A1 NORWALK, Calif. -- One of eBay Inc.'s official tenets...