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Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near an abandoned gas station. They approached one of the gas pumps, and one of the aliens addressed it. "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader." The gas pumps of course, didn't respond. The alien repeated the greeting. Again...

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A MAN WENT TO THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE TO COLLECT HIS WIFE'S TEST RESULTS. RECEPTIONIST: I'M SORRY, SIR, BUT THERE HAS BEEN A BIT OF A MIX-UP AND WE HAVE A PROBLEM. WHEN WE SENT THE SAMPLES FROM YOUR WIFE TO THE LAB, THE SAMPLES FROM ANOTHER MRS. SMITH WERE SENT AS WELL AND WE ARE WE ARE NOW...

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Ewo dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries of "Here I come...

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Wine her, Dine her, Call her, Hug her, Hold her, Surprise her, Compliment her, Smile at her, Laugh with her, Cry with her, Cuddle with her, Shop with her, Give her jewelry, Buy her flowers, Hold her hand, Write love letters to her, Go to the end of the earth and back...

An Irish Toast: John O'Riley was a member of an Irish Toast Masters Club and one evening at the local Irish Toast Masters meeting, a contest was held to see who could deliver the best toast. Well, John O'Riley won the contest for the best toast of the evening, Here's To The Best Years o' Me...

Downloaded the patch for WinOnCD 3.8 & WindowsXP. I first installed WinOnCD3.8, then service pack 1, then the XP Wizard. However WindowsXP shuts down WinOnCD 3.8. Would someone advise? Thanks

Will I be able to install childrens games by Knowledge Adventure, Mattel & Broderland on my childrens computer now that I have installed WindowsXP Pro? Thanks for the anticipated help.

How does one get WindowsXP to show file extensions? Thanks

I have just installed Stomp DLA as a packet writer. My OS is WIn98 SE and I have a Plex 12x4x32x. Problem is when I try to use the program "No Compatible Devices can be found on your system." comes up. My CD writer is checked by auto insert notification in the device manager. Any ideas as...

Hi guys. I am still trying to make a mirror of my system. This has been going on for quite a while. Many helpgul info from this site. My system includes: Windows 98SE Abit KG7 RAID Two 40 GB IBM Deskstar 7200 RPM with a "C" drive of 10 GB & a "D" drive of 70 GB. Third Maxtor HDD 20 GB 7200...

Is there a site where ISO, .bin, .cue files are explained as to what exactly they are and best used for? What are their differences and what is the purpose of each? Secondly, what is the difference between .zip and .rar files, the advantages of each? When is it preferable to use .zip vs .rar...

I have a backup disk of some old files on a CD-RW disk that I made with Packet CD. I no longer have this program on my system. If fact, I have since built a new system. I want to extract the files on this CDRW disk. I plan to install Packet CD and copy the files onto my Hard Drive. These...