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A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!" "What do you mean? I'm fine." "What about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before." "Well," said the pirate, "we were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my...

I just updated tto Clony XXL and the newest version of CloneCD. ClonyXL doesn't have its own uninstalled and I cannot uninstall via add/remove programs in Win98. How do I uninstall ClonyXL? Thanks in advance.

I am trying to download a cd cover which is in a .php3 file format. How do I convert this to a .jpeg file to use in Surething labeler? Thanks

Is there a proggie to assist in repairing a cd with a damaged audio file (ie song)? I have a cd with one track only damaged. The CD is of a musician from New Orleans and hard to find. Thanks

An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down. An Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a near by town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful except that every few minutes the...

I just added a PlexWriter 40x12x40x to my system which also included a PlexWriter 12x4x32x SCSI & a Pioneer 12x DVD-ROM. Previously I have posted that I use WinOnCD 3.8, & enjoy the features for burning CD's to LP's. Today I went to update the drivers for WinOnCD 3.8 so that it recognizes my...

Just getting ready to install PlexWriter 40x12x40A. I have been using a PlexWriter 12x4x32x SCSI. My software includes WinOnCD 3.8 (for burning LP's to CD's), CDRWin, ISO Buster, Veritas DLA, EAC, CD-R Diagnostic, Clone CD & Clony. I am using Win98SE as my OS (just waiting for a blue screen of...

I have now for years followed Hudzon's method (h**p://www.burningissues.com) for burning LP's to CD's. WinOnCD 3.8 is still the proggie that I use. However it is getting old now, and I do not care for the newer version of WinOnCD. I do have the newest version of Nero, 5.8.8.0, which I have...

Just curious. I just picked up a CenDyne 32x12x40x CD-RW for $54 retail in the box. Is this burner any good? I'd like to know before I open it & install. Thanks

Little Extortionist A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9-year-old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the closet with the little boy. The little boy says, "Dark in here." The...

When I log on to the site I get swamped with porno pop ups. How do I by pass the porno popups to just get to the cdrsoft site? Thanks

An elderly Irishman lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his...

BLONDES IN HEAVEN Two blondes waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first blonde asks the second. "I froze to death," says the second. "That's awful" says the first blonde. "How does it feel to freeze to death?"...

A family took their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and left her, hoping she would be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathed her, fed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seemed okay, but after a while she slowly...

A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant, and while sitting at his regular table, he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby, all alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of merlot to be sent over to her, knowing that if she accepts it, she is his...

I am a hugh supporter of your forum. My only complaint is the banners that pop up when I log on to the site. Not only are there many but the porno ones simply will not go away when I close them out. They keep popping up. If I want to watch porno, I can go to my satellite TV anytime. Is there...

A man walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks...

As part of his parole agreement, Mike Tyson has to go back to school and finish grade 5. This is Mike's Ebonics homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence. 1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody 2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good...

A man walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and, eats them, then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball...

A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man...