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The winner of "It's Not my Job" Award for 2006 New Hanover County, NC<st1 =""><st1:state> :eek:</st1:state></st1>

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My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we are in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No." She answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" Yes." She replied. Then I said, " I'd like to phone a friend." That's the last thing I remember. :eek:

This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas, but there are more Catholic churches than casinos. Not surprisingly, some worshippers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed. Since they get chips from many different casinos, the...

Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. Murphy had never been seen in church in his life. After Mass, the priest caught up with Murphy and said, "Murphy, I am so glad you decided to come to Mass, what made you come?" Murphy said, "I...

If you need to just to say WHY. Look at this pps file.:eek:

The Wall Street Journal (subscription required) has an article out that indirectly outlines Nintendo's comeback into the gaming world. Accordingly, U.S. retailers estimate that nearly 1.5 million Wiis will be sold before Christmas, about twice as many as the PS3. Nintendo explains that "Demand...

Roger Rick & Marilyn - Morning Show Bits " A guy witnesses an accident" http://www.chumfm.com/MorningShow/bits/march24.swf

Scam: Thieves make note of the identifying information displayed on gift cards being offered for sale, then periodically call to check if they've been activated, and when they are, they drain these cards of the amounts they contain. <noindex>Status: Real fraud which typically costs its...

Warner Music CEO Edgar Bronfman made a startling admission when he sat down for a Second Life interview with Reuters: his kids have pirated music. Well, they've probably pirated music—Bronfman doesn't sound too sure. "I'm fairly certain that they have, and I'm fairly certain that they've...

God said, "Adam, I want you to dosomething for me." Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?"...

Voted Best Joke in Ireland 2006 <o =""></o> John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for...

You have to check this out.:eek: http://aistigave.hit.bg/Logistics

I can't believe that they would move forward without the creative mind that made LOTR the success that it was! http://www.theonering.net/perl/newsview/8/1163993546

Have you seen this?:eek: hxxp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CTy7Nx0oPI&eurl=

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Comedian SACHA BARON COHEN was attacked in New York City on Saturday (11NOV06) after playing a prank on a passer-by while in character as Kazakh journalist BORAT. The British star was on his way to a dinner date with actor friend HUGH LAURIE, after they had both appeared on US comedy show...

T-shirt turns air guitar into music <!-- END HEADLINE --> <!-- BEGIN STORY BODY --> 2 hours, 58 minutes ago...

She is in the kitchen preparing to soft boil eggs for breakfast. <o =""></o> He walks in. <o =""></o> She turns and says, "You've got to make love to me -- this very moment." <o =""></o> His eyes light up and he thinks, "This is my lucky day." <o =""></o> <o =""></o> Not...

Microsoft Corp. has embraced Novell Inc.'s open-source software platform, forming a technological truce between two longtime antagonists who want to make it easier for the still-dominant Windows operating system and the increasingly popular Linux system to work together. The agreement announced...