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She is in the kitchen preparing to soft boil eggs for breakfast.
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He walks in.
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She turns and says, "You've got to make love to me -- this
very moment."
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His eyes light up and he thinks, "This is my lucky day." <o =""></o>
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Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraces her and then
gives it his all on the kitchen table.
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Afterwards she says, "Thanks," and returns to the stove.<o =""></o>
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More than a little puzzled, he asks, "What was that all about?"
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She explains, "The egg timer's broken."
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He walks in.
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She turns and says, "You've got to make love to me -- this
very moment."
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His eyes light up and he thinks, "This is my lucky day." <o =""></o>
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Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraces her and then
gives it his all on the kitchen table.
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Afterwards she says, "Thanks," and returns to the stove.<o =""></o>
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More than a little puzzled, he asks, "What was that all about?"
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She explains, "The egg timer's broken."
