How about "Microsoft Car XP"? It crashes far more than any other vehicle on the road, but Microsoft firmly insists it's the fault of Hardware Manufacturers and the Third-Party drivers. When asked, the driver's responses varied from "It's because it's a Hard Drive" to "The power-steering system keeps freezing, leading to an inevetable crash". The hardware manufacturers, of course, insisted that the fault lied in the inability of their driver to get along with the other drivers of the system. Fortunately for all, fatalities have kept to a minimum courtesy of the recently added form of webbing: the "Blue Screen of Death".
What if nascar vehicles actually incorporated the companies products they endorse?
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