Liz
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Three old black ladies were getting ready to take a plane across the ocean.
The first lady said, "I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gonna wear me some
hot pink panties before I gets on that plane."
"Why you gonna wear dat?" the other two asked.
The first replied, "Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dere laying
butt-up in a corn field, they gonna find me first."
The second lady says, "Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some fluorescent orange
panties."
"Why you gonna wear dat?" the others asked.
The second lady answered: "Cause if dis here plane is goin' down and I'm
floating butt-up in the ocean, dey can see me first."
The third old lady says, "Well, I'm not going to wear any panties..."
"What? No panties ?!" the others said in disbelief.
"Dat's right; you heard me. I'm not wearing any panties," the third lady
said,
"cause if dis plane goes down, dey always look for dat black box first."
if its another oldie poacher my apologies
The first lady said, "I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gonna wear me some
hot pink panties before I gets on that plane."
"Why you gonna wear dat?" the other two asked.
The first replied, "Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dere laying
butt-up in a corn field, they gonna find me first."
The second lady says, "Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some fluorescent orange
panties."
"Why you gonna wear dat?" the others asked.
The second lady answered: "Cause if dis here plane is goin' down and I'm
floating butt-up in the ocean, dey can see me first."
The third old lady says, "Well, I'm not going to wear any panties..."
"What? No panties ?!" the others said in disbelief.
"Dat's right; you heard me. I'm not wearing any panties," the third lady
said,
"cause if dis plane goes down, dey always look for dat black box first."
if its another oldie poacher my apologies
