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For anyone who feels they've been invited to too many weddings
lately have a laugh.
This is actually true.
It was in a local newspaper in South Carolina and even Jay Leno
mentioned it on the Tonight Show.
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at
Clemson University. It was a huge wedding with about 300
guests.
After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage
at the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted
to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to
support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank
the bride's family for coming and to thank his new father-in-law
for providing such a fabulous reception.
To thank everyone for coming, bringing gifts and everything, he
said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So
taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding
party's, was a manila envelope. He said that this was his gift
and told everyone to open their envelopes.
Inside each envelope was an 8x10 photo of his best man having
sex with....the bride. He had gotten suspicious of the two of
them and hired a private detective to trail them weeks prior to
the wedding. After he stood there and watched the people's
reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man
and said, "F*CK you!"
He turned to his bride and said, "F*CK you!"
Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm out
of here!"
He had the marriage annulled first thing that Monday morning.
While most of us would have broken off the engagement
immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes
through with it anyway,as if nothing was wrong.
His revenge:
1) Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for 300 guests
for wedding and reception.
2) Letting everyone know exactly what did happen. And, best
of all...
3) Trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of
all of their friends and their entire families.
This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Elegant wedding for 300 family and guests -- $32,000
Photographers for the wedding -- $3,000
Deluxe Honeymoon accommodations in Maui for 2 weeks --
$8,500
The look on everyone's faces after seeing a photo of the Bride
and Best Man having sex-Priceless!!!
lately have a laugh.
This is actually true.
It was in a local newspaper in South Carolina and even Jay Leno
mentioned it on the Tonight Show.
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at
Clemson University. It was a huge wedding with about 300
guests.
After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage
at the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted
to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to
support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank
the bride's family for coming and to thank his new father-in-law
for providing such a fabulous reception.
To thank everyone for coming, bringing gifts and everything, he
said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So
taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding
party's, was a manila envelope. He said that this was his gift
and told everyone to open their envelopes.
Inside each envelope was an 8x10 photo of his best man having
sex with....the bride. He had gotten suspicious of the two of
them and hired a private detective to trail them weeks prior to
the wedding. After he stood there and watched the people's
reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man
and said, "F*CK you!"
He turned to his bride and said, "F*CK you!"
Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm out
of here!"
He had the marriage annulled first thing that Monday morning.
While most of us would have broken off the engagement
immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes
through with it anyway,as if nothing was wrong.
His revenge:
1) Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for 300 guests
for wedding and reception.
2) Letting everyone know exactly what did happen. And, best
of all...
3) Trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of
all of their friends and their entire families.
This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Elegant wedding for 300 family and guests -- $32,000
Photographers for the wedding -- $3,000
Deluxe Honeymoon accommodations in Maui for 2 weeks --
$8,500
The look on everyone's faces after seeing a photo of the Bride
and Best Man having sex-Priceless!!!