Wal-Mart

[streetwise]

An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had
two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted
her ashes scattered over Wal-Mart. "Wal-Mart?" the preacher exclaimed. "Why
Wal-Mart?" "Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week."

 

[janiedriver]

Hey... My Mother's ashes are NOT at Wal-Mart!

 

[streetwise]

So you had the will changed, did you?