Vincent Van Gogh's Family Tree

His dizzy aunt ------------------------Verti Gogh


The brother who ate prunes ----------Gotta Gogh


The brother who worked at a convenience store ------Stop n Gogh


The grandfather from Yugoslavia -----------U Gogh


The cousin from Illinois -----------------------Chica Gogh


His magician uncle -------------------Where-diddy Gogh


His Mexic an cousin ------------------ A Mi Gogh


The Mexican cousin's American half-brother ------ Gring Gogh


The nephew who drove a stage coach---------Wells-far Gogh


The constipated uncle --------------------- Cant Gogh


The ballroom dancing aunt -------------- Tang Gogh


The bird lover uncle --------------------------Flamin Gogh


His nephew psychoanalyst ---------------- E Gogh


The fruit loving cousin ---------------------Man Gogh


An aunt who taught positive thinking------ Way-to Gogh


The little bouncy nephew --------------------Poe Gogh


A sister who loved disco --------------------Go Gogh


And his niece who travels the country in a van ---Winnie Bay Gogh


Well, there you Gogh
 
streetwise said:
Funny if you pronounce Gough the British/American way.
True, but poor Vincent was Flemish, as well as the last genius painter (scams like Picasso, Dali and Kandinsky don't coun't...). To be honest, i could even laugh with that joke if I had someone to tittilate me...
 

xSlyPandax

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Grr.

Funny... i always pronounced it "Goff" though.. maybe im just uncultured :-D. Its just a rip of the "you dont know jack ****t" thing (his italian sister, pisa schitt, etc.)
 
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