netman
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A guy and a girl meet in a bar and go home to her place. After a few hours of drunken sex, he gets out a cigarette, but can't find his lighter.
She says, "There might be some matches in the top drawer."
He opens the drawer of the bedside table and finds some matches on top of a framed picture of a man.
He says. "Is this your husband?"
She says, "No," as she snuggles up to him.
He says, "Your boyfriend"
She says, "No," as she nibbles away at his ear.
He says, "Then who is he?"
She says, "That's me before the operation."
She says, "There might be some matches in the top drawer."
He opens the drawer of the bedside table and finds some matches on top of a framed picture of a man.
He says. "Is this your husband?"
She says, "No," as she snuggles up to him.
He says, "Your boyfriend"
She says, "No," as she nibbles away at his ear.
He says, "Then who is he?"
She says, "That's me before the operation."
