Two women friends, incredibly drunk and walking
home got caught short. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they take a detour and do their business behind a headstone or something. One of the girls had nothing to wipe with so
she thought she'd take off her panties and use them, then chuck them away. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive CK underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers but was lucky enough
to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves so she proceeded to use that.
They both stumbled off home.
The next day one woman's husband phoned the other husband and said
"We'd better keep an eye on our wives you know,
mine came home last night without her panties."
"That's nothing" said the other "Mine came back
with a card stuck between her arse that said 'From all the lads at the
fire station. We'll never forget you'."
home got caught short. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they take a detour and do their business behind a headstone or something. One of the girls had nothing to wipe with so
she thought she'd take off her panties and use them, then chuck them away. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive CK underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers but was lucky enough
to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves so she proceeded to use that.
They both stumbled off home.
The next day one woman's husband phoned the other husband and said
"We'd better keep an eye on our wives you know,
mine came home last night without her panties."
"That's nothing" said the other "Mine came back
with a card stuck between her arse that said 'From all the lads at the
fire station. We'll never forget you'."
