Two little boys

One day johnny(age 9) talking to his younger brother jake (age 6).

johnny: jake i think its time we started swearing bro, i think we are old enough now.

jake: ok johnny your my older brother and i will do whatever you say.

so the pair of them go down to breakfast.

mother: what do you want for breakfast johnny?

johnny: well shit mom i think i will have a bowl of chocolate covered coco pops.

At this pont mom beats johnnyabout the ears and sends him back to to his room to "think" about what he just said.

Now mom turns to little jake,"what would you like for breakfast my little soldier?"

jake: well mother i will be fucked if i'm asking for chocolate covered coco pops.

:D
 
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