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police raids and banker's residence and finds some counterfeit money.

policeman : sir, you're under arrest. you have the right ......etc.
banker : why is that ?
policeman : we have found counterfeit money worth $1,000 in yr premises.
banker : did you find any tool or machine in my house that could have made those ?
policeman : no, but that is not necessary atm.
banker : bullshit ! you won't stand a chance in the court with this. you better arrest me for 100+ rapes.
policeman : what ? you committed such crime and not ashamed / frightened to admit it ?
banker : no ! but, at least, i have a good tool to do such things !
 
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