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My tire was thumping.<o =""></o>
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...<o =""></o>
I noticed your cat.<o =""></o>
Sorry!<o =""></o>
<o =""></o>- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -<o =""></o>
Heard your wife left you,<o =""></o>
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...<o =""></o>
She moved in with me.<o =""></o>
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -<o =""></o>
Looking back over the years<o =""></o>
that we've been together,<o =""></o>
I can't help but wonder...<o =""></o>
"What the hell was I thinking?"<o =""></o>
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -<o =""></o>
Congratulations on your wedding day!<o =""></o>
Too bad no one likes your husband.<o =""></o>
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -<o =""></o>
How could two people as beautiful as you<o =""></o>
Have such an ugly baby?<o =""></o>
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -<o =""></o>
I've always wanted to have<o =""></o>
someone to hold,<o =""></o>
someone to love.<o =""></o>
After having met you<o =""></o>
I've changed my mind.<o =""></o>
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -<o =""></o>
I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.<o =""></o>
I never believed in Hell until I met you.<o =""></o>
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -<o =""></o>
As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...<o =""></o>
That you're not here to ruin it for me.<o =""></o>
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - <o =""></o>
Congratulations on your promotion.<o =""></o>
Before you go...<o =""></o>
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?<o =""></o>
You'll probably need it again.<o =""></o>
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -<o =""></o>
Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!<o =""></o>
(Available only in <st1:state w:st="on">Tennessee</st1:state>, Kentucky & West <st1:state w:st="on"><st1 ="">Virginia</st1></st1:state>)<o =""></o>
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Happy birthday! You look great for your age.<o =""></o>
Almost Lifelike!<o =""></o>
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -<o =""></o>
When we were together,<o =""></o>
you always said you'd die for me.<o =""></o>
Now that we've broken up,<o =""></o>
I think it's time you kept your promise.<o =""></o>
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We have been friends for a very long time <o =""></o>
let's say we stop?<o =""></o>
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -<o =""></o>
I'm so miserable without you<o =""></o>
it's almost like you're here.<o =""></o>
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -<o =""></o>
Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.<o =""></o>
Did you ever find out who the father was?<o =""></o>
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -<o =""></o>
Your friends and I wanted to do<o =""></o>
something special for your birthday.<o =""></o>
So we're having you put to sleep.<o =""></o>
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -<o =""></o>
So your daughter's a hooker,<o =""></o>
and it spoiled your day.<o =""></o>
Look at the bright side,<o =""></o>
it's really good pay.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...<o =""></o>
I noticed your cat.<o =""></o>
Sorry!<o =""></o>
<o =""></o>- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -<o =""></o>
Heard your wife left you,<o =""></o>
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...<o =""></o>
She moved in with me.<o =""></o>
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -<o =""></o>
Looking back over the years<o =""></o>
that we've been together,<o =""></o>
I can't help but wonder...<o =""></o>
"What the hell was I thinking?"<o =""></o>
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -<o =""></o>
Congratulations on your wedding day!<o =""></o>
Too bad no one likes your husband.<o =""></o>
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -<o =""></o>
How could two people as beautiful as you<o =""></o>
Have such an ugly baby?<o =""></o>
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -<o =""></o>
I've always wanted to have<o =""></o>
someone to hold,<o =""></o>
someone to love.<o =""></o>
After having met you<o =""></o>
I've changed my mind.<o =""></o>
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -<o =""></o>
I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.<o =""></o>
I never believed in Hell until I met you.<o =""></o>
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -<o =""></o>
As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...<o =""></o>
That you're not here to ruin it for me.<o =""></o>
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - <o =""></o>
Congratulations on your promotion.<o =""></o>
Before you go...<o =""></o>
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?<o =""></o>
You'll probably need it again.<o =""></o>
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -<o =""></o>
Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!<o =""></o>
(Available only in <st1:state w:st="on">Tennessee</st1:state>, Kentucky & West <st1:state w:st="on"><st1 ="">Virginia</st1></st1:state>)<o =""></o>
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -<o =""></o>
Happy birthday! You look great for your age.<o =""></o>
Almost Lifelike!<o =""></o>
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -<o =""></o>
When we were together,<o =""></o>
you always said you'd die for me.<o =""></o>
Now that we've broken up,<o =""></o>
I think it's time you kept your promise.<o =""></o>
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
We have been friends for a very long time <o =""></o>
let's say we stop?<o =""></o>
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -<o =""></o>
I'm so miserable without you<o =""></o>
it's almost like you're here.<o =""></o>
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -<o =""></o>
Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.<o =""></o>
Did you ever find out who the father was?<o =""></o>
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -<o =""></o>
Your friends and I wanted to do<o =""></o>
something special for your birthday.<o =""></o>
So we're having you put to sleep.<o =""></o>
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -<o =""></o>
So your daughter's a hooker,<o =""></o>
and it spoiled your day.<o =""></o>
Look at the bright side,<o =""></o>
it's really good pay.
