The Marine

[PC-GUY]

A United States Marine was attending some college courses between
assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of
the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you
to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the
professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-****ed him knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat
there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there
looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken,
looked at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why
did you do that?" The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today
protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid **** and act like an asshole. ................So, He sent me."

 

[slippery]

Nice.........

 

[The-poacher]

Not to get into a religous thingy but the professor was right

 

[xSlyPandax]

But i can see the marines point of view.. people do tend to abuse the fact that people are out there risking their own lives for the good of other people. Did this actually happen?

 

[janiedriver]

That's been going around in one form or another for awhile. I've read several different versions. If it's true....it morphs a bit.

 

[Duracell]

I would like to reply Sly. But rather close this thread before it ends bad.

Sorry guys and gals.