Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at
85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at
$5000 per month.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is.
The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I
could hear heavy breathing again.
I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.
I have to exercise early in the morning before my
brain figures out what I'm doing.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by
people who annoy me.
I have flabby thighs, but fortunat! ely my stomach
covers them.
The advantage of exercising every day is that you die
healthier.
If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start
with a small country.
And last but not least: I don't exercise because it
makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at
$5000 per month.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is.
The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I
could hear heavy breathing again.
I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.
I have to exercise early in the morning before my
brain figures out what I'm doing.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by
people who annoy me.
I have flabby thighs, but fortunat! ely my stomach
covers them.
The advantage of exercising every day is that you die
healthier.
If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start
with a small country.
And last but not least: I don't exercise because it
makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
