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Awwww, serjer. Do you need the TLC treatment too?
hmmmmmffffffffffffffffff @serjer 
i hope its VENOM that you are taking it cures all illnesses ....only prob is .... its not reversible and it only has the effect of death lol
i hope its VENOM that you are taking it cures all illnesses ....only prob is .... its not reversible and it only has the effect of death lol
lol if ya think you are up to taking on my other side serjer go ahead MAKE MY DAY lol
TLC= Tender Loving Care.
I make wenches brews that are good for illnesses, aches and pains. I can promise you they are more effective than snake blood!
Anyway, having fun today trying to stay on the computer. All kinds of crash booming going on outside. Power keeps going on and off, and everybody must be trying to restart computers at the same time. If I walk in this room and see Scam Disk running one more time I'm going to shoot it!
I make wenches brews that are good for illnesses, aches and pains. I can promise you they are more effective than snake blood!
Anyway, having fun today trying to stay on the computer. All kinds of crash booming going on outside. Power keeps going on and off, and everybody must be trying to restart computers at the same time. If I walk in this room and see Scam Disk running one more time I'm going to shoot it!
Wah, Wah, Wah. Can't get on msn this morning. Same yesterday. Good thing it's the free one!
Raining today, again. I'll have to think of something to do that doesn't include spending the day outdoors.
Watched Jeff Foxworthy on a dvd last night. I laughed so hard I nearly fell off the couch.
Raining today, again. I'll have to think of something to do that doesn't include spending the day outdoors.
Watched Jeff Foxworthy on a dvd last night. I laughed so hard I nearly fell off the couch.
He's from Atlanta, Georgia and he does a lot of his act based on Redneck Humor.
" You might be a redneck if...
The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
Last year you hid Easter eggs under cow pies.
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
Jack Daniels makes your list of "Most Admired People."
You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey, y'all watch this!"
You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl.'
Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
You go to your family reunion looking for a date. "
Etc, etc....
" You might be a redneck if...
The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
Last year you hid Easter eggs under cow pies.
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
Jack Daniels makes your list of "Most Admired People."
You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey, y'all watch this!"
You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl.'
Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
You go to your family reunion looking for a date. "
Etc, etc....
Yesterday was raining again. I took a drive to Branson, Missouri. That's sort of the country entertainment capital of the entire earth. I never saw so many corny billboards in my life! No, I didn't go to any shows. I don't like country western music, or Hee Haw type jokes. Just two outlet malls and did some shopping. The best part of the trip was watching all the creeks and rivers that I crossed over that had flooded their banks. There is some power in that water!
Good Morning Sunshines.
Got my beauty sleep for 20 hours yesterday. Doing better today. I've been up for an hour already without my eyes closing on me!
What did I miss? Banzi...did you get married? There were no snakes in my bed, so I guess you were busy too Viper. Serjer, how was the meal?
Got my beauty sleep for 20 hours yesterday. Doing better today. I've been up for an hour already without my eyes closing on me!
What did I miss? Banzi...did you get married?
There were no snakes in my bed, so I guess you were busy too Viper. Serjer, how was the meal? You missed the honeymoon?? Poor bride!
Lots of sunshine and warm weather. 'Sposed to be good until Thursday night, and then more rain til Saturday morning. Things are so green now. The mountains look like giant heads of broccoli!
Poor bride!Lots of sunshine and warm weather. 'Sposed to be good until Thursday night, and then more rain til Saturday morning. Things are so green now. The mountains look like giant heads of broccoli!
Oh yum. Anyone thirsty?