AndrejX
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The kindergarten class had a homework assignment
to find out about something exciting and relate
it to the class the next day. When the time came
for the little kids to give their reports, the
teacher was calling on them one at a time.
Eventually little Johnny's turn came. Little
Johnny walked up to the front of the class, and
with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on
the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the
teacher couldn't figure out what Johnny had in
mind for his report, so she asked him just what
that was.
"It's a period," reported Johnny.
"Well I can see that," she said, "but what is so
exciting about a period."
"Damned if I know," said Johnny, "but this morning
my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a
heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next
door shot himself."
to find out about something exciting and relate
it to the class the next day. When the time came
for the little kids to give their reports, the
teacher was calling on them one at a time.
Eventually little Johnny's turn came. Little
Johnny walked up to the front of the class, and
with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on
the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the
teacher couldn't figure out what Johnny had in
mind for his report, so she asked him just what
that was.
"It's a period," reported Johnny.
"Well I can see that," she said, "but what is so
exciting about a period."
"Damned if I know," said Johnny, "but this morning
my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a
heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next
door shot himself."
