Technology for country folsk
- Thread starter big_gie
- Start date
They are brilliant LMFAO
You talkin' bout me?medxray1 said:chuckle, chuckle . reminds me of a few people I know.......... LOL
TELECOMMUNICATIONS DICTIONARY
Modem
What landscapers do to dem lawns.
Token Ring
A virtual engagement gift.
Ethernet
A device for catching the Ether Bunny.
DataPac
A size 14 girl in a size 8 bikini.
Asynch
A place to wash your hands.
Bysnch
The place where Elton John washes his hands.
BBS
Tall tales told by insects that produce honey.
ASCII
The ancient god of telecommunications. Rumored to give vast amounts of data to believers. Hence, the phrase "ASCII and you shall receive."
Block Parity
One heck of a good time.
Carrier Detect
Raison d'etre for premarital blood tests.
File Transfer
Procedure followed by INFORMATION CENTER staff who are tired of their present jobs.
Hayes Compatible
Prone to riding with a grizzled old cowhand who sings off-key. Gene Autry is the industry standard.
Serial Interface
A spoon.
Terminal Emulation
A function performed by a canary that lays on its back with its legs in the air.
X-Modem
A device on the losing end of an encounter with lightning.
Modem
What landscapers do to dem lawns.
Token Ring
A virtual engagement gift.
Ethernet
A device for catching the Ether Bunny.
DataPac
A size 14 girl in a size 8 bikini.
Asynch
A place to wash your hands.
Bysnch
The place where Elton John washes his hands.
BBS
Tall tales told by insects that produce honey.
ASCII
The ancient god of telecommunications. Rumored to give vast amounts of data to believers. Hence, the phrase "ASCII and you shall receive."
Block Parity
One heck of a good time.
Carrier Detect
Raison d'etre for premarital blood tests.
File Transfer
Procedure followed by INFORMATION CENTER staff who are tired of their present jobs.
Hayes Compatible
Prone to riding with a grizzled old cowhand who sings off-key. Gene Autry is the industry standard.
Serial Interface
A spoon.
Terminal Emulation
A function performed by a canary that lays on its back with its legs in the air.
X-Modem
A device on the losing end of an encounter with lightning.
an oldie but a goodie