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Q :: Why aren't the England football team allowed to own a dog?
A: Because they can't hold on to a lead.
Q: What's the difference between the England team and a tea-bag?
A: The tea-bag stays in the cup longer.
Oxo were going to bring out a Euro 2004 Commemorative cube painted
red, white and blue in honour of the England squad. But it was a
laughing stock and crumbled in the box.
Q: Why do English make better lovers than Portugese/Germans?
A: Because English are the only one's who can stay on top for 45
Minutes and still come second!
Q: What is common between between a 3 pin plug and the England
football team?
A: They are both useless in Europe!
Q: What's the difference between O J Simpson and England?
A: OJ Simpson had a more credible defence
Rumours that David Beckham was seen successfully seducing a young
woman in a Spanish nightclub with a one-liner have been completely
refuted by the English FA. Adam Crozier, chief publicity officer
stated: "I find it totally preposterous to suggest that one of our
players could make a successful pass to or at anyone."
A: Because they can't hold on to a lead.
Q: What's the difference between the England team and a tea-bag?
A: The tea-bag stays in the cup longer.
Oxo were going to bring out a Euro 2004 Commemorative cube painted
red, white and blue in honour of the England squad. But it was a
laughing stock and crumbled in the box.
Q: Why do English make better lovers than Portugese/Germans?
A: Because English are the only one's who can stay on top for 45
Minutes and still come second!
Q: What is common between between a 3 pin plug and the England
football team?
A: They are both useless in Europe!
Q: What's the difference between O J Simpson and England?
A: OJ Simpson had a more credible defence
Rumours that David Beckham was seen successfully seducing a young
woman in a Spanish nightclub with a one-liner have been completely
refuted by the English FA. Adam Crozier, chief publicity officer
stated: "I find it totally preposterous to suggest that one of our
players could make a successful pass to or at anyone."