Smart Blonde

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A girl came skipping home from school one day.

"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl said.

"Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy.

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"Yes, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.

"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"

"No Honey, it's because you're 24."
 
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A plane is on its way to London when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to First Class section and sits down.

The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for Economy and that she will
have to sit in the back.

The Blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to London and I'm staying right here!"
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and copilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat.

The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for Economy she will have to leave and return to her seat.

The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to London and I'm staying right here!"
The copilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman that won't listen to reason.

The pilot says, "I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I have learned to speak 'blonde' !"
He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and without question she gets up and moves back to her seat in the Economy
section.

The flight attendant and copilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss.


"I told her First Class wasn't going to London."
 
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BLONDE GOES ICE FISHING


A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary "tools" together, she made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
The blonde, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of the ice,set up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more."THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "Is that you, Lord?"
The voice replied, "NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK!"

 
ipdave

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banzibaby said:
Heheheh i loved the 1st:)

Still tryin 2 get the 2nd:p

BaNzI:D
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LOL.... Banzi, are you blonde, too???? Oh, btw, if you read this post, it will not continue to the next thread.


LMAO!
 
banzibaby

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As a matter of fact i was pure platinum blonde right up till i was 5, then it went dark brown almost overnight(must have been a corker of a nightmare):p

I had thought of dying it back, but why mess with perfection:D:D:D

BaNzI:D
 
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banzibaby said:
As a matter of fact i was pure platinum blonde right up till i was 5, then it went dark brown almost overnight(must have been a corker of a nightmare):p

I had thought of dying it back, but why mess with perfection:D:D:D

BaNzI:D
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lmao...actually my hubby was blonde until he was 9, then over night went brown...I have always had dark hair....can't you tell...lol...no...nor me !!!
 
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