A Scotsman an Englishman a cute blonde and a fat chick are all sitting in a train carriage.
The train goes through a tunnel and everything is pitch black. Suddenly there is the sound of an almighty slap.
Out of the tunnel everyone can see a red handprint on the Englishman’s face.
The Englishman thinks “that Scots git has copped a feel of the cute blonde and she’s thought it was me”
The cute blonde thinks “that Englishman’s tried to cop a feel of me, got the fat chick instead and got slapped”
The fat chick thinks “that Englishman’s copped a feel of the blonde chick and got slapped”
The Scotsman thinks “I hope we go through another tunnel soon so I can slap that English git again”
The train goes through a tunnel and everything is pitch black. Suddenly there is the sound of an almighty slap.
Out of the tunnel everyone can see a red handprint on the Englishman’s face.
The Englishman thinks “that Scots git has copped a feel of the cute blonde and she’s thought it was me”
The cute blonde thinks “that Englishman’s tried to cop a feel of me, got the fat chick instead and got slapped”
The fat chick thinks “that Englishman’s copped a feel of the blonde chick and got slapped”
The Scotsman thinks “I hope we go through another tunnel soon so I can slap that English git again”
