Lister
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funny poem laughed at by the english 
sorry for being in caps i cba to change and is only fun
also was edited be for i seen it
TWAS THE NIGHT OF THE QUARTERS, WHEN ALL THROUGH THE BAR
ALL THE PUNTERS WERE QUIET, AND SIPPING THEIR JAR
THE SCOTLAND BADGE SHINING RIGHT BY THE HEART
WITH THE HOPE THAT THE ENGLISH MAY SOON FALL APART
THE PUNDITS WERE BRAGGING THAT THEY WERE THE BEST
WHILE TRYING TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE IT'S IN JEST
AND HANSEN IN HIS CHAIR OF WHOM WE DESPISE
CAUSE HE'S JUST AN ENGLISHMAN IN DISGUISE
WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE WAS AN UP-ROAR
THE NIGHTMARE HAS STARTED THE B***ARDS HAD SCORED
OWEN THE W**KER WAS QUICK AS A FLASH
THE ENGLISH WERE THINKING THEY HAD WON THE CLASH
BUT THEY WERE CONTENT AND WERE NOW SITTING BACK
WHILE THE PORTUGUESE STARTED TO PLAN THEIR ATTACK
WHEN WHAT TO MY WONDERING EYES SHOULD APPEAR
WAYNE ROONEY WAS F***KED AND IT SEEMED QUITE SEVERE
THE MEDICS HAD HIM STRETCHERED OFF FAIRLY QUICK
WELL IT SERVED HIM RIGHT FOR BEING A PRICK
SO OUT ON THE TOUCHLINE ERICKSON CAME
AND WHISTLED AND SHOUTED AND CALLED THEM BY NAME
"NOW, BECKHAM! NOW, LAMPARD! NOW, GERRARD AND SCHOLES!
ON, OWEN! ON, NEVILLE! ON, CAMPPBELL! AND COLE!
TO THE END OF THE HALF LADS JUST HOLD ON"
BUT THE PORTUGUESE ATTACK WAS BECOMING QUITE STRONG
AS THEY ALL LEFT THE FIELD THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE GREAT
BUT WHAT WOULD BECOME OF THE ENGLISHMEN'S FATE
THE SECOND HALF'S OFF AND THE ATTACKS START TO FLY
THE SKILLS OF RONALDO ARE CATCHING THE EYE
AND THEN IN A TWINKLING THEY STARTED TO BUCKLE
THE NERVES HAD SET IN SO I HAD A WEE CHUCKLE
BUT AS ALL THEIR ATTACKS CAME ONE AFTER ANOTHER
THEY WEREN'T REALLY CAUSING THE ENGLISH MUCH BOTHER
THEN UP WENT THE BOARD, THEY WERE HAULING OFF FIGO
YOU COULD SEE HE WAS RAGING, IT HAD DENTED HIS EGO
"HOW DARE HE TAKE ME OFF I'M THE BEST IN LA LIGA"
BUT OFF HE DID GO AND ON CAME POSTIGA
THEN QUICK AS A FLASH HE ROSE ABOVE TERRY
AND HEADED PAST JAMES, HIS TEAM MATES WERE MERRY
"GET IT RIGHT UP YOU" WE CRIED WITH DELIGHT
COME ON PORTUGAL ENGLAND ARE SH*TE
WITH EXTRA TIME NOW WELL ON ITS WAY
PORTUGAL REALLY STARTED TO PLAY
THEN ENGLAND SCORED BUT IT WAS DISALLOWED
YOU COULD HEAR THE ROARS TURN TO BOO'S IN THE CROWD
THE SECOND HALF STARTED AND THE PACE WAS SET
WHEN RUI COSTA BEAT FIVE AND CRACKED IT IN THE NET
BUT ENGLAND THEN SCORED AND AGAIN FELT AT EASE
AS THE GAME LOOKED DESTINED FOR PENALTIES
SO BECKHAM STEPPED UP AND BLASTED IT HIGH
AND HIS EYES FILLED WITH FEAR AND HE STARTED TO CRY
THEN SOME SCORED AND MISSED IT WAS ALL DOWN TO VASSEL
AND TO MY DELIGHT THE C*NT MISSED AS WELL
RICARDO STEPPED UP AND CRACKED IT IN THE NET
AND ENGLAND WERE OUT AND WERE VERY UPSET
THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THE STAND WENT QUIET
HOW LONG WILL IT BE BEFORE THEY WILL RIOT
BUT I SAID IT BEFORE AND I KNEW I WAS RIGHT
THEY THINK THEY ARE GOOD BUT THEY'RE STILL F*CKING SH*TE!
note this is as i found it minor edits by me and also note this is not aimed as serious its pure satirical humour of the writer and not views by me
if admin or moderators find this offensive then please feel free to remove thanks
sorry for being in caps i cba to change and is only fun
also was edited be for i seen it
TWAS THE NIGHT OF THE QUARTERS, WHEN ALL THROUGH THE BAR
ALL THE PUNTERS WERE QUIET, AND SIPPING THEIR JAR
THE SCOTLAND BADGE SHINING RIGHT BY THE HEART
WITH THE HOPE THAT THE ENGLISH MAY SOON FALL APART
THE PUNDITS WERE BRAGGING THAT THEY WERE THE BEST
WHILE TRYING TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE IT'S IN JEST
AND HANSEN IN HIS CHAIR OF WHOM WE DESPISE
CAUSE HE'S JUST AN ENGLISHMAN IN DISGUISE
WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE WAS AN UP-ROAR
THE NIGHTMARE HAS STARTED THE B***ARDS HAD SCORED
OWEN THE W**KER WAS QUICK AS A FLASH
THE ENGLISH WERE THINKING THEY HAD WON THE CLASH
BUT THEY WERE CONTENT AND WERE NOW SITTING BACK
WHILE THE PORTUGUESE STARTED TO PLAN THEIR ATTACK
WHEN WHAT TO MY WONDERING EYES SHOULD APPEAR
WAYNE ROONEY WAS F***KED AND IT SEEMED QUITE SEVERE
THE MEDICS HAD HIM STRETCHERED OFF FAIRLY QUICK
WELL IT SERVED HIM RIGHT FOR BEING A PRICK
SO OUT ON THE TOUCHLINE ERICKSON CAME
AND WHISTLED AND SHOUTED AND CALLED THEM BY NAME
"NOW, BECKHAM! NOW, LAMPARD! NOW, GERRARD AND SCHOLES!
ON, OWEN! ON, NEVILLE! ON, CAMPPBELL! AND COLE!
TO THE END OF THE HALF LADS JUST HOLD ON"
BUT THE PORTUGUESE ATTACK WAS BECOMING QUITE STRONG
AS THEY ALL LEFT THE FIELD THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE GREAT
BUT WHAT WOULD BECOME OF THE ENGLISHMEN'S FATE
THE SECOND HALF'S OFF AND THE ATTACKS START TO FLY
THE SKILLS OF RONALDO ARE CATCHING THE EYE
AND THEN IN A TWINKLING THEY STARTED TO BUCKLE
THE NERVES HAD SET IN SO I HAD A WEE CHUCKLE
BUT AS ALL THEIR ATTACKS CAME ONE AFTER ANOTHER
THEY WEREN'T REALLY CAUSING THE ENGLISH MUCH BOTHER
THEN UP WENT THE BOARD, THEY WERE HAULING OFF FIGO
YOU COULD SEE HE WAS RAGING, IT HAD DENTED HIS EGO
"HOW DARE HE TAKE ME OFF I'M THE BEST IN LA LIGA"
BUT OFF HE DID GO AND ON CAME POSTIGA
THEN QUICK AS A FLASH HE ROSE ABOVE TERRY
AND HEADED PAST JAMES, HIS TEAM MATES WERE MERRY
"GET IT RIGHT UP YOU" WE CRIED WITH DELIGHT
COME ON PORTUGAL ENGLAND ARE SH*TE
WITH EXTRA TIME NOW WELL ON ITS WAY
PORTUGAL REALLY STARTED TO PLAY
THEN ENGLAND SCORED BUT IT WAS DISALLOWED
YOU COULD HEAR THE ROARS TURN TO BOO'S IN THE CROWD
THE SECOND HALF STARTED AND THE PACE WAS SET
WHEN RUI COSTA BEAT FIVE AND CRACKED IT IN THE NET
BUT ENGLAND THEN SCORED AND AGAIN FELT AT EASE
AS THE GAME LOOKED DESTINED FOR PENALTIES
SO BECKHAM STEPPED UP AND BLASTED IT HIGH
AND HIS EYES FILLED WITH FEAR AND HE STARTED TO CRY
THEN SOME SCORED AND MISSED IT WAS ALL DOWN TO VASSEL
AND TO MY DELIGHT THE C*NT MISSED AS WELL
RICARDO STEPPED UP AND CRACKED IT IN THE NET
AND ENGLAND WERE OUT AND WERE VERY UPSET
THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THE STAND WENT QUIET
HOW LONG WILL IT BE BEFORE THEY WILL RIOT
BUT I SAID IT BEFORE AND I KNEW I WAS RIGHT
THEY THINK THEY ARE GOOD BUT THEY'RE STILL F*CKING SH*TE!
note this is as i found it minor edits by me and also note this is not aimed as serious its pure satirical humour of the writer and not views by me
if admin or moderators find this offensive then please feel free to remove thanks
