after 3 months of continuous sailing, a ship docked. one of its dried up sailors soon jumped on the shore and reached the nearest brothel. he could see 1 or 2 customers in front of every door, but, one particular door had a very long queue. so our sailor stood in that queue expecting something special. soon he noticed, everyone is getting in and coming out within 2/3 minutes. soon the queue before him disappeared and his turn came. he got in and was instantly aroused by the beautiful woman sitting on the bed.
"come on now", she said, "would you prefer a calm sea or a rough sea, sailorman ?"
in anticipation, our sailor jumped up "i am a good sailor and ain't afraid of the rough sea or any evil therein !"
he gets on the bed and the woman started jumping and wriggling so fast, the poor sailor couldn't find a chance to put his instrument to the proper place. and as such he shoved his thing in the wrong place.
the woman stopped bouncing instantly and shouted "wtf, what are you doing ?"
the sailor calmly said, "as a good sailor, i just followed the sailor's manual."
"wtf do you mean ?" - she asked.
"IN STORMY WEATHER OR ROUGH SEA, ANCHOR AT THE NEAREST HARBOUR" - was his answer.
"come on now", she said, "would you prefer a calm sea or a rough sea, sailorman ?"
in anticipation, our sailor jumped up "i am a good sailor and ain't afraid of the rough sea or any evil therein !"
he gets on the bed and the woman started jumping and wriggling so fast, the poor sailor couldn't find a chance to put his instrument to the proper place. and as such he shoved his thing in the wrong place.
the woman stopped bouncing instantly and shouted "wtf, what are you doing ?"
the sailor calmly said, "as a good sailor, i just followed the sailor's manual."
"wtf do you mean ?" - she asked.
"IN STORMY WEATHER OR ROUGH SEA, ANCHOR AT THE NEAREST HARBOUR" - was his answer.