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Two old ladies (Jamila & Cherry) were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it
started to rain.
One of the ladies (Jamila) pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Cherry: What's that?
Jamila: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Cherry: Where did you get it?
Jamila: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Cheery hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The young man obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, in her late 80's I guess) but very delicately asks
"Madam what brand would you perfer"
Cherry: "Son when you get to my age it doesn't matter, as long as it fits a Camel."
Now with this the young pharmacist fainted.
started to rain.
One of the ladies (Jamila) pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Cherry: What's that?
Jamila: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Cherry: Where did you get it?
Jamila: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Cheery hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The young man obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, in her late 80's I guess) but very delicately asks
"Madam what brand would you perfer"
Cherry: "Son when you get to my age it doesn't matter, as long as it fits a Camel."
Now with this the young pharmacist fainted.
