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Rich or Hung
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom
loved to play together. One day, the two were playing
when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.
Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for
the chicken to go get the farmer for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.
Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the
farmer,but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only
tractor.Running around, the chicken spied the
farmer's new Z-3 series BMW. Finding the keys inside, the
chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still
had time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but
happy, to see the chicken arrive in the shiny BMW, and
he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken
tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear
bumper of the farmer's car, the chicken then drove slowly
forward and,with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the
horse! Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW
back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser
when he returned. The friendship between the two
animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals.
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and
soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to
save his life! The horse thought a moment,walked over,
and straddled the large puddle.
Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thing"
and he would then lift him out of the pit.
The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and
out, saving his life.
The moral of the story?
When you're hung like a horse, you
don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom
loved to play together. One day, the two were playing
when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.
Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for
the chicken to go get the farmer for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.
Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the
farmer,but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only
tractor.Running around, the chicken spied the
farmer's new Z-3 series BMW. Finding the keys inside, the
chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still
had time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but
happy, to see the chicken arrive in the shiny BMW, and
he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken
tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear
bumper of the farmer's car, the chicken then drove slowly
forward and,with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the
horse! Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW
back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser
when he returned. The friendship between the two
animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals.
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and
soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to
save his life! The horse thought a moment,walked over,
and straddled the large puddle.
Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thing"
and he would then lift him out of the pit.
The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and
out, saving his life.
The moral of the story?
When you're hung like a horse, you
don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.