Possibly The Very Best Chicken Joke Ever:

[netty106/fatcow]

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face.

The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over,
and says..........





"Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!

 

[PeteSmith]

i dont get it

 

[woody]

Apparently the chicken did come first!! So that anwers an age old question,(who came first the chicken or the egg??)

 

[WRFan]

man, am I stupid or what? I also didn't get it until I read admin's explanation. that's what the admin is for - to explain jokes to stupid people.

 

[ChickenMan]

Oh no, not another Chicken joke !