A man was drinkin’ a beer in a bar when he suddenly sees Bill Gates havin’ a beer on his own at the other end of the bar.
He scraps together all of his courage walks up to Bill and says: “Hey Bill, I’ll pay of your drinks this evening if you’ll do me a favor.”
“Hey, no prob…” says Bill, “What can I do for you?”
“Well… I’m expecting a colleague of mine any minute… could you come up to our table and pretend you’re an old friend of mine?”
“Sure thing…” says Bill.
Five minutes later Bill sees that the man’s friend is already there so he walks up to him and says:
“Hey, Andy… It’s me, Bill… Remember me? We were in high school together…”
The man says:
“Fuck you Bill!!! Can’t you see I’m in a conversation here…”
He scraps together all of his courage walks up to Bill and says: “Hey Bill, I’ll pay of your drinks this evening if you’ll do me a favor.”
“Hey, no prob…” says Bill, “What can I do for you?”
“Well… I’m expecting a colleague of mine any minute… could you come up to our table and pretend you’re an old friend of mine?”
“Sure thing…” says Bill.
Five minutes later Bill sees that the man’s friend is already there so he walks up to him and says:
“Hey, Andy… It’s me, Bill… Remember me? We were in high school together…”
The man says:
“Fuck you Bill!!! Can’t you see I’m in a conversation here…”
