note from osama

[ABCMan]

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Sent: 16 October 2002 7:40
To: All Al Qaida Fighters
Subject: The Cave

Hi guys.

We've all been putting in long hours recently but we've really come together as a group and I love that! However, while we are fighting a jihad, we can't forget to take care of the cave, and frankly I have a few concerns.

First of all, while it's good to be concerned about cruise missiles, we should be even more concerned about the dust in our cave. We want to avoid excessive dust inhalation, (a health and safety issue) -so we need to sweep the cave daily. I've done my bit on the cleaning roster... have you? I've posted a sign-up sheet near the cave reception area (next to the halal toaster).

Second, it's not often I make a video address but when I do, I'm trying to scare the sh*t out of most of the world's population, okay? That means that while we're taping, please do not ride your scooter in the background or keep doing the 'Wassup' thing. Thanks.

Third: Food. I bought a box of Dairylea slices recently, clearly wrote "Ossy" on the front, and put it on the top shelf. Today, two of my Dairylea slices were gone. Consideration. That's all I'm saying.

Fourth: I'm not against team spirit and all that, but we must distance ourselves from the infidels' bat and ball games. Please do not chant "Ossy Ossy Ossy, Oy Oy Oy" when I ride past on the donkey.

Thanks.

Five: Graffiti. To whoever wrote "OSAMA SH*GS DONKEYS" on the group toilet wall, it's a lie. The donkey backed into me, whilst I was relieving myself at the edge of the mountain.

Six: The use of chickens is strictly for food. Assam, the old excuse that the 'chicken backed into me, whilst I was relieving myself at the edge of the mountain' will not be accepted in future. (With donkeys, there is a grey area.)

Finally, we've heard that there may be Western soldiers in disguise trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for them. First patrol will be Omar, Mohammad, Abdul, Akbar and Dave.

Love you guys lots, Group Hug.

Os.

PS - I'm sick of having "Osama's Bed Linen" scribbled on my laundry bag. Cut it out, it's not funny anymore.

 

[mohd.razhar]

are you insulting the moslem? may i insult yours too?
actually you should know not just moslem hate U.S.A and their sleeping partner-Israel? the whole world hate you,the american!
we have our own independence too and the dictator Bush junior shouldn't ask us how to do this and that! in fact he became the president of the states because the judges chose him! do you still remember that? now with this judges-elected dictator,the world is no longer safe. so if you aren't american,do you wish to become the slave for them? not just you but your country too!
please go and visit this site:w*w.antiwar.com and .rense.com and read the articles.
Actually,the U.S.A is impotent country because they're not brave enough to declare a war on North Korea! To American outside who chose to be together with the dictator bush,if you really want to fight and to show how advance is your weapons,please declare a war on North Korea and China,they're your true opponent!
Otherwise,you're just a impotent country!

to the moderator,please filter out any message that insult the religion and the faith. the page is not the right place.

 

[greenian]

mohd.razhar
I am sure that ABC man has not posted this joke as a personal insult to any members of the moslem faith in fact you will find that most of the population of the UK are extremely tolerant of other cultures and religions and welcome their interaction in our society this area of the forum is called just for laughs and thats all it was a joke

 

[parrotman]

abc man didnt mean any harm its not aimed at the muslims.
like any good muslin says it was bad what they did to america.
he is english as much as me .but this could have gone either way.
its only just over a year since this happened.the americans are the the ones that should kick off over this.osman did the lowest of the low when he carefully planed & executed this out.
not at the army but at the heart of the busyiest capital in the world.these were servilians that this was aimed at & the people that tried to help payed the ultimate price.
osman bin laden is just a terrorist & these are the worst of people
you can get.terrorist are just cowards,who hide behind everyone else.if you stand up to him as so many have cheering on telly when this happened your as bad as he.
we as the americans are civalized humanbeans.we dont go round your place blowing your mosk up while you are all praying.
thats the same sort of thing.if osman wanted this as he as shown
then its his own fault he as got the powerfullest army thrown back at him.
if that isnt fair play what is.
people are quick to call the usa,but they have short memories.
if it wasnt for them forking us all out in the 1st & 2nd world war,
where would we be today.
& no this isnt aimed at anybody in perticular.but if people are to stand with terrorist then they asked for what they get.
this is a sour subject & abc man wouldnt have put it here if he had
thought it through.we are all in this world to live with each other,
it doesnt matter what religion or what colour we should all help each other in times of need.
thats one great thing about the net people are not judged by who they are.its fantastic how we can comunicate from all sides of the globe in a split secound.
a joke is only a joke & this forum is for helping & enjoying a laugh
with each other.& not falling out with each other.
thanks parrot man

 

[Phil K]

mohd, stop ranting man, for Gods sake. When I looked through it, I thought "So wheres the insults to Islam ?" it was an attack on the blood stained loonies who dirty the name of Islam mate. Not an attack on decent people in the Islamic world. All faiths have madmen who are happy to murder innocent people in cold blood - Northern Ireland is a good example - and celebrate that murder. At the moment its Islamic extremists like Bin Laden, those evil creeps that did that repulsive thing in Moscow, the murdering creatures in Indonesia, and the madmen in the Phillipines. It gives an unpleasant vision of Islam to non-muslims, and theres probably more to come before the people who support them begin to have 2nd thoughts. I have no wish to insult you or your faith. You can insult mine if you think it'll make you feel better. I'm not touchy about such a thing.

But come on, PLEASE display a sense of humour, man.

 

[Dark Hodou]

As to what I can see, Phil K is abulutely right. This joke doesn't even refer to the muslim religion in any negative way; unless you feel that Osama Bin Laden is your one and only savior and are part of the terrorist faction known as the "Al Qaida".

I just see humor in this letter, nothing negative.

 

[ABCMan]

well, my moslem friends thought it was funny cos they hate terrorists too.

 

[Laz]

Forget religeon here.

The joke is against the most evil man on the planet, a sick and twisted fool who want's to cause death and destruction.

Crikey, if you can't laugh at that the only other alternative is to sob miserably at the realism of the death and havoc this vile pathetic man has caused.

In this case my friend, laughter really is a tonic.

 

[N.B.]

hmmz .. the jokers forum ...
Is for jokes, and to have fun ! So come in, and laught about the stuff in here. .. do NOT take anything in here seriously ..

 

[netman]

in fact he became the president of the states because the judges chose him! do you still remember that?

you got that shit exactly right! and yes, i do remember. i live in florida.

still, it makes no mention of religion and it was funny as hell. lighten up, man. we're all friends here.

 

[dx]

I wish to thank you all for your comments here and realize the mohd.razhar has his point of view and is entitled to it.

However...ABCman is not American and is NOT racist...so please check your facts sir (bmohd.razhar) before posting such things as this.

Now...enough peeps here have said their peace for all of us. For that reason we decided to close it, but allow for everyone to view it and make their own decision in the matter.

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