You are such a chicken sh*t!!!!
*NOT FOR CHILDREN* What sex sign are you?
- Thread starter janiedriver
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Well im a scorpio, but heres my result
Your Sex Sign is Taurus!
You ooze sensuality and lust!
You're down for anything, as long as it celebrates the natural body.
You're a master at giving head - and as long as it feels good, you'll do it.
Even your lover's nastiest fantasy!
Taurus, you draw your intense sexuality from the earth.
You are strongly built - like a Greek or Roman nude.
Your sign is ruled by the planet Venus - giving you a lusty appetite for sex.
Sexually, you favor the strong, silent type - someone as comfortable in the rugged outdoors as you are.
Intellectual, geeky types don't appeal to you at all.
Your home and surroundings are very imporant to you - it's always your place, not their's.
While you'd never do a hotel fling, you'll have sex outdoors (beach, grass, whatever) -
As long as there is some privacy.
You are very oral - a master at oral sex.
You love your lover to climax in your mouth.
You love any and every kind of foreplay...
and you'll do anything as long as it feels good.
You are more pleasure-oriented than excitement-oriented.
As for weird sexual practices, you are fixed in your likes and dislikes
And you are are anything BUT conventional.
Your basic, carnal nature leads you to engage frequently in oral and anal sex.
Why, you've even been known to give your partner a golden shower on occasion!
Dont know about that golden shower bit tho lol
But the rest is pretty spot on
BaNzI
Your Sex Sign is Taurus!
You ooze sensuality and lust!
You're down for anything, as long as it celebrates the natural body.
You're a master at giving head - and as long as it feels good, you'll do it.
Even your lover's nastiest fantasy!
Taurus, you draw your intense sexuality from the earth.
You are strongly built - like a Greek or Roman nude.
Your sign is ruled by the planet Venus - giving you a lusty appetite for sex.
Sexually, you favor the strong, silent type - someone as comfortable in the rugged outdoors as you are.
Intellectual, geeky types don't appeal to you at all.
Your home and surroundings are very imporant to you - it's always your place, not their's.
While you'd never do a hotel fling, you'll have sex outdoors (beach, grass, whatever) -
As long as there is some privacy.
You are very oral - a master at oral sex.
You love your lover to climax in your mouth.
You love any and every kind of foreplay...
and you'll do anything as long as it feels good.
You are more pleasure-oriented than excitement-oriented.
As for weird sexual practices, you are fixed in your likes and dislikes
And you are are anything BUT conventional.
Your basic, carnal nature leads you to engage frequently in oral and anal sex.
Why, you've even been known to give your partner a golden shower on occasion!
Dont know about that golden shower bit tho lol
But the rest is pretty spot on
BaNzI
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Well as the only other seemingly active female here I did the test and it appears that though i was born a pisces, sexually I am a taurus, like 99% of the rest of us. Unfortunately the test does not allow for more than one option in each category to be selected, so as a result the fantasy makes us all sound like oral freaks....now I do like fine food but too much protein is will result in blindness )))
)))Probably good if you're on the Atkins diet!!
@elsamay ..... so you have this forum in BRAILLE lol
murrshot
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Hey, that was the old me...I've long since been domesticated!
Your Sex Sign is Sagittarius!
"**** and run" is your motto.
You're into almost anything, as long as it doesn't involve violence.
Sex with a new person is what gets you off most - so much so that you have a new lover every week!
Sagittarius, you are completely irresistible.
And you fling yourself into >one thrilling affair after another.
You need constant sexual diversion.
You are comfortable with a one-night stand.
You'll walk out a lover's door without a second thought, and you can't be pinned down by anyone.
You are sexually high strung, and you are likely to seek sexual gratification before establishing emotional intimacy.
Sex is a game for you.
Unsurprisingly, you are drawn to athletic types - you like your lovers to sweat.
Sex for you is an animal experience.
You like anything and everything - oral sex, anal sex, threesomes, mutual masturbation.
Though you love energetic sex, you don't like it rough.
Far from being jealous of lover's old flames, you get aroused just hearing about them.
You press for all the juicy details.
You either marry often or never, but you rarely settle down.
Your Sex Sign is Sagittarius!
"**** and run" is your motto.
You're into almost anything, as long as it doesn't involve violence.
Sex with a new person is what gets you off most - so much so that you have a new lover every week!
Sagittarius, you are completely irresistible.
And you fling yourself into >one thrilling affair after another.
You need constant sexual diversion.
You are comfortable with a one-night stand.
You'll walk out a lover's door without a second thought, and you can't be pinned down by anyone.
You are sexually high strung, and you are likely to seek sexual gratification before establishing emotional intimacy.
Sex is a game for you.
Unsurprisingly, you are drawn to athletic types - you like your lovers to sweat.
Sex for you is an animal experience.
You like anything and everything - oral sex, anal sex, threesomes, mutual masturbation.
Though you love energetic sex, you don't like it rough.
Far from being jealous of lover's old flames, you get aroused just hearing about them.
You press for all the juicy details.
You either marry often or never, but you rarely settle down.
Hi murrshot! Nice to see you. What's your hand doing in it?
alferret
New member
As im on a roll for posting in these type of threads tonight, my turn LMAO
Your Sex Sign is Taurus!
You ooze sensuality and lust!
You're down for anything, as long as it celebrates the natural body.
You're a master at giving head - and as long as it feels good, you'll do it.
Even your lover's nastiest fantasy!
Taurus, you draw your intense sexuality from the earth.
You are strongly built - like a Greek or Roman nude.
Your sign is ruled by the planet Venus - giving you a lusty appetite for sex.
Sexually, you favor the strong, silent type - someone as comfortable in the rugged outdoors as you are.
Intellectual, geeky types don't appeal to you at all.
Your home and surroundings are very imporant to you - it's always your place, not their's.
While you'd never do a hotel fling, you'll have sex outdoors (beach, grass, whatever) -
You are very oral - a master at oral sex.
You love your lover to climax in your mouth.
You love any and every kind of foreplay...
and you'll do anything as long as it feels good.
You are more pleasure-oriented than excitement-oriented.
As for weird sexual practices, you are fixed in your likes and dislikes
And you are are anything BUT conventional.
Your basic, carnal nature leads you to engage frequently in oral and anal sex.
Why, you've even been known to give your partner a golden shower on occasion!
Your Sex Sign is Taurus!
You ooze sensuality and lust!
You're down for anything, as long as it celebrates the natural body.
You're a master at giving head - and as long as it feels good, you'll do it.
Even your lover's nastiest fantasy!
Taurus, you draw your intense sexuality from the earth.
You are strongly built - like a Greek or Roman nude.
Your sign is ruled by the planet Venus - giving you a lusty appetite for sex.
Sexually, you favor the strong, silent type - someone as comfortable in the rugged outdoors as you are.
Intellectual, geeky types don't appeal to you at all.
Your home and surroundings are very imporant to you - it's always your place, not their's.
While you'd never do a hotel fling, you'll have sex outdoors (beach, grass, whatever) -
You are very oral - a master at oral sex.
You love your lover to climax in your mouth.
You love any and every kind of foreplay...
and you'll do anything as long as it feels good.
You are more pleasure-oriented than excitement-oriented.
As for weird sexual practices, you are fixed in your likes and dislikes
And you are are anything BUT conventional.
Your basic, carnal nature leads you to engage frequently in oral and anal sex.
Why, you've even been known to give your partner a golden shower on occasion!