*NOT FOR CHILDREN* What sex sign are you?

janiedriver

janiedriver

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http://www.quizdiva.com/sexsignquiz.html


My results: Your Sex Sign is Taurus!
You ooze sensuality and lust!
You're down for anything, as long as it celebrates the natural body.
You're a master at giving head - and as long as it feels good, you'll do it.
Even your lover's nastiest fantasy!

Taurus, you draw your intense sexuality from the earth.
You are strongly built - like a Greek or Roman nude.
Your sign is ruled by the planet Venus - giving you a lusty appetite for sex.

Sexually, you favor the strong, silent type - someone as comfortable in the rugged outdoors as you are.
Intellectual, geeky types don't appeal to you at all.

Your home and surroundings are very imporant to you - it's always your place, not their's.
While you'd never do a hotel fling, you'll have sex outdoors (beach, grass, whatever) -
As long as there is some privacy.

You are very oral - a master at oral sex.
You love your lover to climax in your mouth.
You love any and every kind of foreplay...
and you'll do anything as long as it feels good.
You are more pleasure-oriented than excitement-oriented.

As for weird sexual practices, you are fixed in your likes and dislikes
And you are are anything BUT conventional.
Your basic, carnal nature leads you to engage frequently in oral and anal sex.
Why, you've even been known to give your partner a golden shower on occasion!
 
anaconda

anaconda

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"Why, you've even been known to give your partner a golden shower on occasion!"

Janie very interesting!!!
 
janiedriver

janiedriver

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I didn't say it was all true. Now you'll have to guess.
PC, are you trying to convince me you are now a gentleman? Are you suddenly born-again?
I think ya'll are chickens!!
 
anaconda

anaconda

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here is mine:

Your Sex Sign is Aquarius!
You're a 22nd century lover - without any rules or hangups.
You're a typical "trysexual"... well versed in the bedroom and curious about everything you haven't tried.
You give everyone you run into the most exotic sex ever.

Aquarius, you are a 22nd century sexual being.
Your tastes and attitudes are totally futuristic.

You are very adventurous and curious about everything.
Aquarians are the "seekers" of the Zodiac.
You aren't posessive or materialistic - and you make your own rules.

Your sexual personality is exotic and bohemian.
You love to talk about sex - anywhere, anytime.
You enjoy hearing about other people's sexual exploits, and you completely unshockable.

You reached sexual maturity at an early age.
You have had many varied sexual relationships, and you have dabbled in just about anything - if only for the experience.
Above all, you aspire to become better and better in bed.
You love to be taught new sexual tricks.

You love to experiment seuxally.
You have a preference for the most exotic sex positions - Hindu, Japanese, and especially Tantric.
 
janiedriver

janiedriver

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Yes. That one is true.
And another hint...when I was growing up my father told me my tongue was hinged in the middle so it could flap at both ends. He was referring to my constant chatter. But now it is used for more noble persuits.

Ok, now your turn...which parts are true?
 
PC-GUY

PC-GUY

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janiedriver said:
Yes. That one is true.
And another hint...when I was growing up my father told me my tongue was hinged in the middle so it could flap at both ends. He was referring to my constant chatter. But now it is used for more noble persuits.

Ok, now your turn...which parts are true?
Click to expand...
Well I don't like getting or giving golden showers :eek: but I've been know to do the outside thing.:)
 
MackemX

MackemX

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LMAO :D and how many questions on the right of the page?

Your Sex Sign is Cancer!
You're a total pleaser.
One sample of your touch, and anyone is hooked.
You're so good that you've gotten people off just with your incredible kissing.
You're a bit of a romantic, and you only have sex that's meaningful.

Cancer, you are a born pleaser.
Few people can resist your passionate, playful allure.
An incurable romantic, you adore being courted.
You'll do anything for a lover that sends you flowers or love tokens.

You like lots of cuddling, touching, and kissing.
You are a celebrated kisser.
You also like to touch and fondle yourself.
Typically, you learned to give yourself pleasure at a very young age.
As an adult, you are easily aroused and multi-orgasmic.
Mutual masturbation is very satisfying for you.

You are extremely aware of your sexual attraction.
You telegraph your sensuality with every move you make.
You have the most communicative body language of any sign.

You are very emotional, and you constantly need an emotional outlet.
Frequent sex seems to calm you down.
But you are old fashioned, and a quickie is not your style.
You prefer long, slow seductions, erotic masasages, and lots of oral sex.
 
janiedriver

janiedriver

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Hmmm...guess you better hook up with a Taurus. We are very Oral! :p
Funny too, the logo in your signature looks kind of like the Cancer Crab! I am a Cancer in real life. I wonder how many folks Sex Signs match up with their birth signs?

Still waiting for Viper to show himself!!! :cool:
 
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