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>Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?
>Woman: Yes that's why I don't go there any more.
>Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut.
>
>Man: Is this seat empty?
>Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
>Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck on my cock just yet
>
>Man: Your place or mine?
>Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
>Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my car,
>I don't give a shit where you go.
>
>Man: So, what do you do for a living?
>Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
>Man: That explains the moustache then!
>
>Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
>Woman: But would you stay there?
>Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible to
>shake off once you've been shagged.
>
>Man: Would you like to dance?
>Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
>Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in those pants.
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>Man: Where have you been all my life?
>Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.
>Man: Just as well cos I've been shagging your mum while your dad watches.
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>Man: You're pretty
>Woman: Piss off.
>Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly, you fat bitch.
>
>Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?
>Woman: Yes that's why I don't go there any more.
>Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut.
>
>Man: Is this seat empty?
>Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
>Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck on my cock just yet
>
>Man: Your place or mine?
>Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
>Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my car,
>I don't give a shit where you go.
>
>Man: So, what do you do for a living?
>Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
>Man: That explains the moustache then!
>
>Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
>Woman: But would you stay there?
>Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible to
>shake off once you've been shagged.
>
>Man: Would you like to dance?
>Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
>Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in those pants.
>
>Man: Where have you been all my life?
>Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.
>Man: Just as well cos I've been shagging your mum while your dad watches.
>
>Man: You're pretty
>Woman: Piss off.
>Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly, you fat bitch.