colza888
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A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a
question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a
bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop
window. For a second, everything went quiet in the cab, then the
driver
said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights
out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said he didn't realize that a little tap
could scare him so much.
The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my
first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a hearse for the last 25
years."
question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a
bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop
window. For a second, everything went quiet in the cab, then the
driver
said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights
out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said he didn't realize that a little tap
could scare him so much.
The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my
first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a hearse for the last 25
years."