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Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who
worked as aircraft mechanics in PITTSBURGH. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Bud said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!" Jim said, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?" So they poured themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hootch and got completely smashed.
The next morning Bud woke up and was surprised at how good he felt. In fact he felt GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects.... Nothing!
Then the phone rang. It was Jim. Jim said, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"
Bud said, "I feel great. How about you?"
Jim said, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"
Bud said, "No. That jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often."
"Yeah, well there's just one thing."
"What's that?"
"Have you farted yet?"
"No "
"Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Denver."
worked as aircraft mechanics in PITTSBURGH. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Bud said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!" Jim said, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?" So they poured themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hootch and got completely smashed.
The next morning Bud woke up and was surprised at how good he felt. In fact he felt GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects.... Nothing!
Then the phone rang. It was Jim. Jim said, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"
Bud said, "I feel great. How about you?"
Jim said, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"
Bud said, "No. That jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often."
"Yeah, well there's just one thing."
"What's that?"
"Have you farted yet?"
"No "
"Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Denver."
