In the jungle...

A guy is lost in the jungle and suddenly he finds himself surrounded by natives that don´t look very friendly, desperatly he cries:

Oh my God I´m screwed!!!

Then the sky opens and a very strong voice comes from heaven:

No you´re not screwed, see that litlle brown man with the bone in the head, he´s the son of the chief of this tribe, take that big spear that his holding and kill him.

So the guy with a very fast movement does as the voice commanded him and kills the little man, then the voice speaks again:

Now you´re screwed!
 
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