[Humor] Brand New Holiday..

PC-GUY

PC-GUY

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Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.

Secret...all of us guys feel left out. That's right...left out.

We've got Martin Luther King Day, Secretaries Day, Canada Day (eh?), Benito Juarez' Day, St. Patrick's Day

There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created.

April 8th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day."

Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town....the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak and a Blowjob. That's it. It's a beautiful thing, isn't it?

This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will truly try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable April!

It's like a perpetual love machine. The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, shout it from the highest hills, tell your friends at work, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world!
 
The-poacher

The-poacher

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If U need a special day to get a steak & a blowjob (in any order or at the same time) from your wife get a new model
 
VIPER_1069

VIPER_1069

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The-poacher said:
If U need a special day to get a steak & a blowjob (in any order or at the same time) from your wife get a new model
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lol nice one poacher lol :)

*nudges poacher *...... you know mate i think thats one PC-GUY made up himself really lol :p :)
 
PC-GUY

PC-GUY

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VIPER_1069 said:
lol nice one poacher lol :)

*nudges poacher *...... you know mate i think thats one PC-GUY made up himself really lol :p :)
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You know when I started reading it I thought about the BJ part.:D
 
dx

dx

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The-poacher said:
If U need a special day to get a steak & a blowjob (in any order or at the same time) from your wife get a new model
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Yep, if you can only get this only once a year... time for a swap. ;)
 
janiedriver

janiedriver

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He didn't make it up. I heard of that one before and wondered why you guys were willing to settle for just once a year. Know what else is funny about it?? It's the day after Buddha's birthday. So, on the 7th, we can celebrate looking at that Buddha shape, and then the 8th move right on to something familiar!!! At least for looking at the men my age!!
Tell me truly, how many of you would give up the steak part if it was going to delay the BJ, or make the misses too tired after preparing your meal?
 
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chickencandle

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BJ and steak once a year!??! On man, that would be like my own personal hell. Besides, Valentines day tends to be almost as much about me as it is about her. Shes gets hers, and I get mine :) That's how it works!
 
Nunyobiznes

Nunyobiznes

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When I read things like this, I like to remind people that you don't see any middle-aged hispanic men throwing footballs through tire swings. I don't know if it's cultural but I would say that this is the one area in life that latinos have everyone else beat.
 
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