Holy taxi driver

A preacher dies, and when he gets to Heaven, he sees a New York cab
driver who has more crowns.
He says to an angel, "I don't get it. I devoted my whole life to my
congregation."
The angel says, "We reward results. Did your congregation always pay
attention when you gave a sermon?"
The preacher says, "Once in a while someone fell asleep."
The angel says, "Right. And when people rode in this guy's taxi, they
not only stayed awake, but they usually prayed!"
 
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