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[font=arial,helvetica]A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I clocked
you
at 80 miles per hour, sir."
The driver says, "Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps
your radar needs calibrating."
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says sweetly from the passenger
seat, "Now don't be silly, dear, you know that this car doesn't have
cruise
control."
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife
and
growls, "Can't you keep your mouth shut for once?"
The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar
detector went off when it did."
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector
unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Darn
it,
woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?!"
The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your
seat
belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."
The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it
off
when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back
pocket."
The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your
seat
belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver
turns
to his wife and barks, "FOR THE LAST TIME WOMAN, WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP?!"
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always
talk
to you this way, Ma'am?"
And she said............
"Oh, heavens no, officer. Only when he's been drinking."
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you
at 80 miles per hour, sir."
The driver says, "Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps
your radar needs calibrating."
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says sweetly from the passenger
seat, "Now don't be silly, dear, you know that this car doesn't have
cruise
control."
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife
and
growls, "Can't you keep your mouth shut for once?"
The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar
detector went off when it did."
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector
unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Darn
it,
woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?!"
The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your
seat
belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."
The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it
off
when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back
pocket."
The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your
seat
belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver
turns
to his wife and barks, "FOR THE LAST TIME WOMAN, WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP?!"
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always
talk
to you this way, Ma'am?"
And she said............
"Oh, heavens no, officer. Only when he's been drinking."
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