AndrejX
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Getting castrated
Doc," says Arthur, "I want to be castrated."
"What on earth for?" asks the doctor in
amazement.
"It`s something I`ve been thinking about for
a long time and I want to have it done,"
replies Arthur.
"But have you thought it through properly?"
asks the doctor.
"It`s a very serious operation and once it`s
done, there`s no going back. It will change
your life forever!"
"I`m aware of that and you`re not going to
change my mind - either you book me in to be
castrated or I`ll simply go to another doctor."
"Well, O.K.," says the doctor. "But it`s
against my better judgment!"
So Arthur has his operation, and the next day
he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart,
down the hospital corridor with his dripstand.
Heading toward him is another patient, who is
walking exactly the same way.
"Hi there," says Arthur, "It looks as if you`ve
just had the same operation as me."
"Well," said the patient, "I finally decided
after 37 years of life that I would like to
be circumcised."
Arthur stared at him in horror. "Damn! THAT`S
the word!!!"
Doc," says Arthur, "I want to be castrated."
"What on earth for?" asks the doctor in
amazement.
"It`s something I`ve been thinking about for
a long time and I want to have it done,"
replies Arthur.
"But have you thought it through properly?"
asks the doctor.
"It`s a very serious operation and once it`s
done, there`s no going back. It will change
your life forever!"
"I`m aware of that and you`re not going to
change my mind - either you book me in to be
castrated or I`ll simply go to another doctor."
"Well, O.K.," says the doctor. "But it`s
against my better judgment!"
So Arthur has his operation, and the next day
he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart,
down the hospital corridor with his dripstand.
Heading toward him is another patient, who is
walking exactly the same way.
"Hi there," says Arthur, "It looks as if you`ve
just had the same operation as me."
"Well," said the patient, "I finally decided
after 37 years of life that I would like to
be circumcised."
Arthur stared at him in horror. "Damn! THAT`S
the word!!!"